Calmness in our lives...

Discussion in 'Free For All' started by Kait13, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. Kait13

    Kait13 Guest

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    Calmness in our lives

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
    all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
    heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find Inner Peace.
    Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
    the things you've started and never finished."

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
    finished, and before leaving the house this morning:
    I finished off 23 Bud Lights, a bottle of Absolute, a package of Oreos,
    the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake,
    some Doritos and a box of Chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
    :lol:
     
  2. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    Well that means I gotta finish off my citrus vodka, mezcal (oh, boy...six more kids comin'), xtabentun, amaretto, tequila, guayabana liquor, Controy...and that smelly, spoiled foam container in the back of the fridge of leftover chicken from last week :shock:
     
  3. Kait13

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    hmm you might want to pass on the last one!!
     
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