Monday May 12, 2014 Ok ladies and gentlemen, this is a very important post for everyone to learn a little self-awareness about their butt crack and it's visibility to others. In many ways, TTR is the land of plenty. But for 1 in 6 people at TTR, butt crack is a very real struggle. Many people believe that the problems associated with butt crack are confined to small pockets of TTR, certain areas of the resort, or certain areas around the sexy pool, but the reality is much different. Right now, millions of CancunCare People are at risk of butt crack. These are often hard-working adults, party people and seniors who simply cannot always make ends meet and may be forced to go without butt crack. It’s time to educate ourselves about the causes of butt crack at TTR. Therefore, we are declaring Monday, May 12th, 2014 International butt crack awareness day at the sexy pool. Guys, girls, @ 2:00 PM we will all wear our suits that show our respect for butt crack awareness. Please, let us all come together and show our support for butt crack awareness. We will all put on our thongs and show our love and compassion for butt crack awareness. No one should be left out. Who will join us in this endeavor to better society and the good will of mankind?
No need to sign up, simply start shopping for your favorite suite. After lunch we will gather and show our respect for butt crack with at toast and shot.
Aaron & Becky, no need to worry, when you arrive at the sexy pool, just be prepared, we will escort you to the bar and provide you a better late then never shot, assuming you are appropriately dressed.
But this is no "hey ill sport a thong for five minutes kinda thing, this is a commitment to a worthy cause to be observed all day long.
Exactly SL,UT. This is not a flash and said I did it, this is a commitment to showing respect, charity and honor to the butt crack. Go big or go home is our motto. If you are not with us you are against us, which there is a place at Sea Adventures for you.
