So, this years Brit award nominees are out, see below. The Brits, love 'em or hate 'em, are always good for a laugh and The Brand is hosting this year so expect possible carnage. Wonder if Aussie TV will show any for me? British Male Solo Artist James Morrison Jarvis Cocker Lemar Paolo Nutini Thom Yorke British Female Solo Artist Amy Winehouse Corinne Bailey Jamelia Lily Allen Nerina Pallot British Group Arctic Monkeys Kasabian Muse Razorlight Snow Patrol MasterCard British Album Amy Winehouse Back to Black Arctic Monkeys Whatever people say I am, that’s what I’m not Lily Allen Alright Still Muse Black Holes & Revelations Snow Patrol Eyes Open British Single Winner chosen by UK Commercial Radio listeners Corinne Bailey Rae Put your records on The Feeling Fill my little world James Morrison You give me something Kooks She moves in her own way Leona Lewis A moment like this Lily Allen Smile Razorlight America Sandi Thom I wish I was a punk rocker Snow Patrol Chasing cars Take That Patience Will Young All time love British Breakthrough Act Winner chosen by Radio 1 listeners Corinne Bailey Rae Fratellis James Morrison Kooks Lily Allen British Live Act Nominees chosen by a panel of experts in association with The Live Music Forum. Winner chosen by Radio 2 listeners George Michael Guillemots Kasabian Muse Robbie Williams International Male Solo Artist Beck Bob Dylan Damien Rice Jack Johnson Justin Timberlake International Female Solo Artist Beyonce Cat Power Christina Aguilera Nelly Furtado Pink International Group Flaming Lips Gnarls Barkley Killers Red Hot Chili Peppers Scissor Sisters International Album Bob Dylan Modern Times Gnarls Barkley St Elsewhere Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds Killers Sam’s Town Scissor Sisters Ta Dah International BreakthroughAct Gnarls Barkley Orson Raconteurs Ray Lamontagne Wolfmother Outstanding Contribution to music Oasis Big Brother
*wolf whistle* Why Thom Yorke and Jarvis Cocker? Jarvis Cocker???? have they released anything this year? and who is Nerina Pallot? Up the mighty Kasabian, Fratellis and Kooks. Obviously Lilly Allen deserves to win something for her services to class A and we love the Winehousen too don't we? she can sell her trophy and use the money for much needed remedial surgery. Jen will you be voting for Leona Lewis? I know you're a big fan.
Hmm, Leona Lewis. It IS a hard decision... Of course I'd like to give her my vote but I need evidence of her Class A use first. I do like that one song Nerina Pallot has done but does it warrant a Brit nomination? Jode, we really need a night out with the Winehousen don't you think? Lily Allen is in Oz in the next few weeks, will invite her to Kings X,
I am going to see Lilly Allen in March, will I wear a ball gown and trainers? yes I think so! When you get back we'll find the Winer, she's always on Camden High St abusing people so it won't be hard. Leona Lewis must be a closet user, she's from the EE for god sake. I wonder if Mum knows her. X
Jodie - your musical tastes fall at the other end of the scale to mine!!!! Up the Chico and Darius!!!!! Fancy Lemar - so he must win something!! Pink is fantastic. I think you will fancy my assistant - he is a skinny boy with drainpipe trousers!!!!!
Yes wear them, Lily will love it and quite probably will invite you backstage for a toot. I wonder if the Winer fancies flying over for a quick visit? I expect she'd love to become an Ice addict like half of the Outback. Mum knows her but she hates Lewis. Ever since she ditched singing in The Arches for 5 quid a night to follow this crackpipe dream of being a pop star, Mum has had a deep resentment of Leona. Apparently, she dissed the stew in an early interview and that was that. Not even when she dedicated her first single to 'Mum - who showed me the pak-filled way', would Mum relent. Lis, invite your assistant to Brum for Jodes.
DARIUS??? LISA YOU BETTER BE JOKING!!!!!!!! I like dirty rockers with bad habits and wild ways, and Courtney Love is my idol! How old is your assistant? I'm liking the sound of him!!!!!!
Have you been smoking ice out of a broken lightbulb Jen? you can use the bit you break off to carve up your arms too. Or someone elses arms. How dare Lewis diss the stew? Ill batter her with the irish drum if I see her down Brickers anytime soon. She needs to get dunked in the fryer once Ratters opens up again. She really thinks she is it now she's been on TV but once I get her down those flats and paked up, I'll expose her in NotW for the crackwhore she really is.
Yes, I have indeed. I went down the theatre and got one of them huge lightbulbs, you can fit a weeks worth in in one go, excellent. Gonna carve up as many Sydneysiders as I can before I leave. Yes do it Jode, she needs to be exposed. I couldn't believe it when Mum said, she was quite upset. She didn't shed a tear though, she's tough is Mum. I sent her over a new pinny with the Opera House on as a consolation present, it's got a special ladle holder sewn in for the stew ladle. I'm a bit annoyed The Pearly Queens aint up for an award TBH, but then, we'd never accept one would we?
