book report

Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton . One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton : $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

 

I still think Bill Clinton was a hottie.
You should be more like him.

 

I thought I was.

Now AJ, if you're not going to smoke that cigar I left, please return it.

 

One more:

Titanic was sunk by an iceberg.
Clinton was sunk by an icy b*tch - Linda Tripp.

 

watch where you are sticking that cigar :shock:

 

*bump*
appropos for election year, I think...

 

haha thats classic

 

Yes it is. Fletch, you know that you are going to vote for

 

I was wondering about the title because I didn't think Dennis could read... :roll:

Jamie