Yes, am a Longhorns fan. But the wave of arrests and offenses really are bringing the team down. Was planning to post this today, but with yesterday's arrest of another Texas football player made it even more appropriate. Enjoy: http://bp1.blogger.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/Rrvic9oB-eI/AAAAAAAABl0/TDmfxnAFZ6Y/s1600-h/Texas.jpg It's been almost one (1) week without an arrest of a Longhorn football player! Good Job Mack - way to keep those boys in line!!! (Note: for those of you that don't know, Austin's Pride has produced, within the last month, four (4) boys- w/ mugshots and prints. Two for armed robbery (w/ firearms), one for auto burglary & DUI and another for DUI) Despite, their days of "good behavior" - I thought you might find these jokes timely! 1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin? A huddle. 2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving? The police. 3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System". Yes your Honor,No your Honor. 4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, sothey hired a new defensive coordinator: F. Lee Bailey. 5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice? Studying their Miranda Rights. 6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit? Will the defendant pleaserise? 7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike, why don't you swerveto hit him? It might be your bike! 8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to scouthigh school kids. 9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans tobuild a new prison in Austin, Texas in order to allow Longhorns to walkto school. 10. What do you call it, when a Longhorn goes on vacation? Time off forgood behavior. 11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football field? It's a parole violation to associate with known felons. 12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they have to resort to robbing people. 13. Book 'em, Horns! (Whew... that is about as much burnt orange as I can possibly stand!)
Looks like the Texas Tech peeps are piling on. Too funny! :lol: http://ramblingraiders.blogspot.com/2007/09/ut-football-recruiting-champions.html
