Where do I begin!? Well I survived a seriously epic trip. First day syndrome and everything. Arrived in Cancun to a giant line in immigration. But it's Saturday, to be expected. Get to the resort a few beers in. Went to the premier line to check in and while waiting and chatting with Karla who do I see! Delicious!!!! Ahhhh Phuck you know it's gonna be a messy party after that. Tequila tequila tequila and off to bed before the Friggen sun set. Swear to god. Wake up at eleven thinking well at least I'm in my room. Polly was too. Showered and got dressed. Went down to PatyO's but allot of people had already gone to bed. I grabbed 2 burgers and went to the room. Seems we didn't eat lunch or dinner. It happens. Screw it Boobs Cruise in the am. Woke up and grabbed some food. P's food didn't sit too well so she was talking about skipping the cruise.. Saw everyone outside and I'm pretty sure Jackie had her convincing way with her cause next thing I knew P was running upstairs to change. That girl can seriously rally!!!! Cruise time! Neon. A bunch of people didn't make it so thankful some on stand by did. Yay! Love seeing my Omar, Chinos, Jannet and the whole crew!! Clothes off instantly. Caught up with the crew and the liquor was flowing. Run brought a bottle of Captain and was getting Chinos drunk. So in turn Chinos was getting me drunk. Ahahaha! Awesome cruise. Dancing, aiwc, spankings, and fun. Back to the resort for more shots with Delicious and nap time. Up for dinner at the Italian with Delicious and he who must not be named, LOL (inside Delicious joke) Dinner was the filet. It was so-so.. But I didn't want to go to heavy as my outfits are tiny and god knows every little bit of bloat will show.. Off to PatyO's for Burlesque night. Think that was a five am night. Hung into the wee hours with Mr and Miss Vegas. Hey they stayed out even later.. Monday was the first full sexy pool day!!! Yay. Great times at the pool, shots, catching up with old friends and new. It really does feel like coming home there. The bartenders, waiters, and people are all welcoming. Kisses and hugs all around. Dinner at the Asian with Delicious. So good. Sushi, Tempura Tuna, and duck. Yummo! Cappuccino to send me off awake. Then off to PatyO's for naughty school girl night! Hung out with a bachelor party who were so much fun. Crazy night. Saw the cappuchino machine get smashed by a hot guy lifting P Let's just say I got in super late that night. Sigh.... they left the next day. Bummer it would have been fun to have a partner in crime for the trip. Anywho. Took a nap for sleep and off to the sexy pool. More catching up with those just getting in and great times. Brought out the jello shots and drunken gummies. Nom!!!! Didn't make dinner Tuesday or Wednesday night. Ooppps. Whatever. We had snacks then Off to PatyO's for Heaven n Hell. Laughs, late night chats and off to bed about 6am.. Holy crap! Wednesday at the sexy pool, of course. Snacks then off to fetish night at PatyO's. SOOOO friggen sexy. I swear Heaven and Hell and Fetish are my favs! Sexy hotties. So fun. Turned out to be a 5 am night.. Look at me getting in early. Thursday Boobs Cruise!!!! RAINBOW!!! More Friggen shots and antics. By now I have no voice. Gone. The crowd on the cruise was awesome. But seriously it always is. It's like going home. lingerie night was well attended, but it felt like there was a lot of participation for theme nights this year. Which I friggen LOVE!!!! Dancing, and fun until 5. Friday woke up and my belly was nauseous. Oh boy. Went to the pool but my belly wasn't having it. Off to the room and chilled all day. Finally got meds at dinner. Dinner at the steakhouse, with the guys. They sent their wives off to the Asian. Thankful they had bread and crackers at the steakhouse. Off to white night. Waves of nausea. Thought oh this is gone be an early night, but no. Three shots later and I was fine and dancing until five or six. I dunno. Another sexy night! So fun. Saturday was my Polly's last day my girl partner in crime was leaving. Breakfast with her and saw her off at 9am. Sigh. Back to bed for a bit. Still getting waves of nausea so the thought of saucy or spicy food was a no. Dinner at the Italian with Rob, Guido & Blondie and Bright eyes. Noms!!!! I love the Italian but you know walking in its not a fast dinner. Had the carbonara, cuz its my last night and fuck it I'm eating carbs. hahahaha. Cappuchino to wake the hell up. Finally made it out to PatyO's for men's dress shirt night. It was hot out. Another five am night. And up at ten for breakfast and to cry my good byes. Seriously. Thinking about it makes me want to cry. This was an amazing trip. The people, the staff, the laughs, everything. Can't wait to go back already. So I'm sitting in the airport. Hungover and coughing. Not sure if it's me that smells or the person next to me. Pretty sure it's them cuz I didn't smell this until they say down. Blah. Is it me or does this airport get bigger and bigger. Felt like my hung over ass walked a mile to get to my gate. I always say I'm going to go somewhere else next year, but the thought of not seeing my Temptation family is crazy. So I'll be seeing you Crazy Phuckers next May. Same time! Same place! Just sucks that we have to wait so long for craziness Ahhhhhh LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!
Highlights: -Shots with everyone -Running from shot o'clock -Cancun sunrise. Never saw it so I was glad I finally did -Blowing up a giant floaty penis -Fun with squirt guns -Getting scolded at by my mom (got me all frazzled) scared even -Chilling with P and Deliecious. so friggen fun -Swapping bottoms with Mike and seeing him get out of the pool. His stayed on my head -Dancing until my feet were finally saying FU Melissa -Skinny dipping and taking the sheets off the outdoor beds cuz it was damn cold -Going to go skinny dipping but not going at all. lol -Getting bitten... a lot.... I dunno -Getting spanked.. again.. a lot.... I'll add more as memories come back
Duh how could I forget HAHDAH! HAHDAH!!! Think Boston accent and a scene from Ted.. which is why I would nevah say that evah.. hahahahaha
Love my Phone sistah!!!! and George too Way too many people that I completely adore to add names to the report.. God if I could put you all in my pocket I would have a full pocket.. But the bestest pocket evah!!!!!!
:icon_mrgreen:Awesome Trip Report!!! :aktion033::aktion033::aktion033: It was Great seeing U!! :icon_mrgreen:
Is it me or did time speed up on us this year!?! Went by way too fast. We need a time slower downer for our trips. Ahahaha
