> > > An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner > together in a small > tavern. > > > The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you > remember the first > time we had sex together over fifty years ago? > > > We went behind this tavern where you leaned against > the fence and I made > love to you." > > > "Yes," she says, "I remember it well." > > > "OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round > there again and we can > do it for old time's sake?" > > > "Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good > idea," she answers. > > > There's a police officer sitting in the next booth > listening to all this, > and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've > got to see these two > old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just > keep an eye on them so > there's no trouble." So he follows them. > > > They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for > support, aided by > walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the > tavern and make their > way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, > takes her knickers down and > the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and > as she hangs on to the > fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt > into the most furious sex > that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are > bucking and jumping > like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about > forty minutes! > > > She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her > hips for dear life. > > > This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, > they both collapse > panting on the ground. > > > The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned > something about life > that he didn't know. > > > After about half an hour of lying on the ground > recovering, the old > couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes > back on. > > > The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly > amazing, he was going > like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret > is. > > > As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was > something else! You must > have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do > you manage it? You > must have had a fantastic life together. Is there > some sort of secret?" > > > The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an > electric fence."
