> In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful > young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting > for a bus. > > As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she > became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her > leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. > > Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus > driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, > thinking that this would give her enough slack to > raise her leg. > > She tried to take the step, only to discover that she > couldn't. > > So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached > behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second > time attempted the step. Once again, much to her > chagrin, she could not raise her leg. > > With a little smile to the driver, she again reached > behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. > > About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind > her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her > gently on the step of the bus. > > She went ballistic and turned to the would-be > Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know > who > you > are!" > > The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I > would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, > I kind'a figured we was friends!" [/url]
