:icon_biggrin: Heard a good one-liner lately? How 'bout a bad pun or a quip that made you groan? :icon_confused: Don't know if this will work, but I want to see if we can get a "bad pun" thread going. I'll start: "No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery." Okay, your turn....
At a funeral in San Francisco the hearst was winding its way up one of the hills of the city when the back of the hearst opens up and out slides the coffin. The coffin goes racing down the hill faster and faster just missing cars and trolleys. The coffin bursts through the front of a drugstore and hits the pharmacist's counter and the coffin opens up and the body sits up and says, "Hey Buddy, do you have anything to stop this coffin?" Groans will be gladly accepted.
Here's a groaner: I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
