OK so I was writing this in another thread, but thought it was kind of funny so maybe it should get its own thread. But usually when I start threads though they fail (like my Wing bowl one on the Free-for-all section), so we shall see: I almost missed the boat on my first Boobs Cruise because of bacon...(true story) Never knowing of this site, or the Boobs Cruise prior to going. My new friends "suggested" my wife and I go with them on the Boobs Cruise. I had already went on a lame booze cruise earlier my week(actually got the evil eye, and something negatively said because my wife and I and another couple were having fun), so I wasn't sure if I wanted to do another cruise. Our new friends "suggested" even harder, pretty much eliminating any choice. Ok so back to the bacon. After paying Steve as walk-ons, getting our CCC bracelets, and drinking 2 Gatorades from the store in an attempt to pull it together for the day, I decided to leave the group and go in the buffet to get something to eat. I figured it best to make a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich on one of them long bread rolls. Well there was no bacon, so I waited for them to bring out more. I wasn't worried and kept my eye towards the window so that when I saw the group walk by I would leave with or without the bacon on my sandwich. Well I waited a long time, and the group never walked by. Finally got my bacon, completed my sandwich, and left victorious. I walked back out to PattyOs, but the group was gone. WTF! I looked left, I looked right, and I started to run around towards the water like an idiot in panic mode. Never having been on this trip before I didn't even know where the boat left from and where everyone went. Eventually someone pointed me in the direction, and nicely said they left forever ago. I thought I was F-ed. Ran as fast as I could, still semi drunk, very hung-over, in flip flops, while carrying a monster sized breakfast sandwich on a plate. Finally made it to the dock, Chinos is yelling at me over the mic to run, a bunch of people were yelling, and I literally thought the boat was pulling away and I was going to have to make a dive for it. Well thankfully they were still un-tying. I left my plate on the dock and made it on the boat with my bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich in hand. I thought people were going to be mad at me for holding them up, but it seemed everyone thought it was pretty funny. Elyse nicely stating that she wasn't getting off the boat if I didn't make it, because it would have been my fault for being a drunken idiot. Then she stole half of the sandwich, the boat set sail, I looked at the madness that instantly began, and thought this may end up being one of the best days ever...and it was! Needless to say, the following year I never left PattyOs once Steve showed up, and I was like the 10th person on the boat.
So Steve's in charge of the bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches for the Boobs Cruises in May is what I got out of that story! Sign me up for 2 please! I got me some drinking to do! Jamie
We'll take 2 as well. I hope the restaurant let's you use one of those big serving trays. It sounds like you're gonna need it. And don't worry about the boat, as long as you are bringing a sammich for Chinos he'll hold the boat.
Ok then. It is a good thing we got a bigger boat for all the sandwiches I am bringing. Some of your wonderful ladies just supply the rest of the fun and I will bring the bacon.
Thinking after that story you could bring a cooler full of your tasty tidbits and sell them for five bucks apiece.. Steves hangover helpers!! Shit.. I'll sell the T-shirts!
I'll admit after all night drinking I'm not a morning person, definitely not a breakfast person; however, the husband loves his breakfast, and most of all the bacon! Well one day, he gets up and wants breakfast but once again I'm in no mood to get up yet alone eat, so he goes out to eat by himself. No problem, he doesn't care about eating alone, and there's always someone we know to eat with in the restaurants every meal. Well my husband is a big guy and can eat a lot of bacon, and this one day he sees one of our buddies who equally loves bacon. What follows is some kind of bacon-eating marathon so I hear...and that's why the rest of our trip bacon was moved behind the egg station and you had to ask for it rather than self serve.
Hahaha that's funny. Hopefully it didn't start a riot. I would have got right in there with them. Recently I ate 100 chicken wings in 14 minutes, so with the 3 of us TTR might have the close the buffet. However, it don't know how all that grease mixes with tequila, and all that other colored crap I drink all day.
