I have just returned home after 15 hours of travel leaving Temptations for the first time ever. So where to begin... Jenny and I had a awesome 7 days. Non-stop partying and making new friends. Some on CancunCare, some not, some premier members, some not. We embraced the resort for almost all it had to offer. Day one. Sunday We arrive around 3pm. Check in was a breeze. Huge tip for new guests- take your luggage with you when you check in. If not they will keep it while they try to lure you in for a time share aka a premier membership brunch the following day. We did take the tour, but it was the next day and a mostly painless hour. We eventually told them we needed to see the resort for more than 12 hours to decide it this was something we might consider, and that our hour was up and we wanted to hit the pool. So after we set up our meeting we went to our room which was 4301. A nice quiet room, our view was of the road which we enjoyed people watching from daily. Then we grabbed our bubba mugs and bathing suits and went to the sexxy pool. We made some friends, learned about most of the shots and partied pretty hard. We had some margaritas for dinner. We didn't get crazy, just some burgers and off we went to Pati'os. We drank till 4 am. Little hazy for most of the night... LOL! I did manage to get two of the last chairs at the sexxy pool around 4 AM. Day 2 Monday Wake up at 10 am. This is late on eastern time being 11, and us having kids. Magically no hangover! We head to the buffet for breakfast, eat a little bit of everything. Most of the food was not bad. We are not too picky. We highly recommend that you have something made to order. Also we found most potatoes were very dry that was one downfall at the buffet. OK... off to the sexxy pool to pretty much rage all day long. We ate at Asian restaurant, which was bangin in my opinion. Make your reservations asap on busy weeks! Nap, then patios again till 4 am. Rave night was a good time. A few burgers to end the night. Day 3 Tuesday Same as Monday... 10 am, no hangover... somewhat confused but ready to hit the pool. This is were i started to make some friends....and offend some people. If anyone was offended by my actions this week that I met... I am sorry but Nobody knows you and nobody gives a shit! I entered into the iron man competition not knowing anything about it. I don't want to ruin the fun for everyone so I will just say that you will do better if you compete naked. That was pretty much my motto all week and I am sure some others might agree. So I won the contest and get a free 25 min massage!! FUCK YEAH! I begin to celebrate this for the next 12 hours straight with a small bite at the Italian spot. Also a fantastic meal. Also school girl night... Jenny got dressed up, looked super hot. We would always end up in the sports pool swimming because patios was so hot. We would usually order as many shots as possible, usually 10-20, hand them out to everyone we saw and make new friends. We had a lot of fun for sure. Day 4 Wednesday A day of rest LOL. We slept 15 hours or so. We swam a bit at night in the sports pool and laid up in a beach bed and she drank the sparkling wine I wont for iron man and I had a few dos XX from the room and we just chilled. Day 5 Thursday After breakfast at the buffet Jewels told us to come to the lap dance class, so we did and it was super fun. It only took about 15 minutes and its not a challenge and there is no catch!! So don't be afraid of this one! After this of course we end up at the sexxy pool. They are catching on that I have no issues with the contests so into the belly flop contest i go. It was rigged, I was the only one naked and still lost. Runner up. Nice job on that one Canada! Few more hours of pool drinking and off to the foam party we go. We had fun in there for a while. We love the pool parties because you can stay cool. We did the buffet for dinner. Decent. Then... Lingerie night! Some might recall my outfit. I wore a black mesh thong with 3 glowstick braclets around the goods to hold them in place. Naturally I went into the contest. I didn't stand a chance with the dude that won it. He was good. So we partied between patios and the sports pool all night and most of the the other guests probably got a good look at the package. Jenny and I swam till about 5 am. We also drank our weight in shots and beer. Day 6 Friday I don't want to bore everyone with the same shit. We did go for a kayak ride which was fun. I also swam in the ocean a bit. I did use my free 25 min massage and I was able to upgrade to Jenny getting one too for 26$. Not too bad. Good Swedish massage, nice spa. Alberto was very nice at the desk. That was all that wasn't the same shit you just read. Jello wrestling was cool too. This was also a fellow CC members birthday. We had a nice dinner together with 2 other couples at the buffet. They were awesome about taking care of her birthday also! I was impressed for sure. White night after... Jenny looked hot... Scoobie doobie do x40. Good night. Day 7 Saturday Sexxy Spanish. Fun little lesson again no hidden secrets. All good. Battle of the sexes afterwards. Men took it this week by a land slide. We had one dude literally rip off his board shorts in the congo line, we also had the check get in the line with us. I twerked in Jenny's face. I can't say anymore on that... Soon after they went into a full out pool party. The bar tenders were really into it and it was a lot of fun. our last full day so the shots started early! After about 8 hours of heavy day drinking we went back for more Italian. Once again very good. So after all the crazy day drinking and huge dinner Jenny isn't feeling the greatest so we ended up laying low and getting some sleep before our travels. Day 8 Sunday Wake up at 9:30 today and go to breakfast. Its pouring like a MFer... so we are like there goes are chances to say bye to anyone. The buffet is slammed... We eat a huge breakfast and roll out with USA Transfers. Leredo drove us to the airport and the rest is History! There were single creepers, a crazy bachelor party from Toronto. I thought there were hilarious personally. The resort had swingers, and prudes. It truly was a little bit of everything you could imagine. We met so many really cool people in TTR and some of them I think would be really fun to party with again. I think that anyone with an opened mind would have a good time. If you don't like one person or activity... Who care... Keep it moving. No big deal. I do recommend scoobie do, wet pussy, blow job, and Temptation shot. Check the drink list and have one of eat. Smile and say hola once in a while. Get wild, or don't. Just have fun. To all the people we met Cheers. I am more then happy to connect on FB or email. If you are not sure about this resort.... give it a shot.
