Hey, while we're all pretending to be productive for the time between now and our next visit to the sexy pool, how about some apeshitedness stories? For those unfamiliar with the term here's an excerpt from an old post explaining it. :daveandmo: Hey everybody. Ryan and I are leaving tomorrow for TTR and today we have been talking about everything we're looking forward to and everyone we can't wait to see, old friends and new. However, I think it's important to share something I've experienced at TTR. Today, I remembered a certain phenomenon that I think people should watch out for, especially if you're the female half of a straight couple....I think I shall call this phenomenon "Possibility of your man going absolutely apeshit at TTR over the first few days." Let me explain: some people get really, really excited during their first 72 hours or so at TTR. Not to be sexist, but I really have only noticed this phenomenon happening (in a bad way) to men, although I'm sure some ladies also experience said Apeshitness. I think it has a lot to do with the copious amounts of alcohol and blatant sexy vibe the resort exudes. Wait, there's something else--oh yeah, the topless factor. I have seen all of this combine and watched some men go 72 hours or so with very little sleep and a constant state of hyperactivity and craziness. I figure some are on something a little stronger than alcohol, but have also seen this phenomenon happen to completely drug- (but not alcohol)-free guys who are really awesome, sensitive, fun guys, after the first 72 hour burn wears off. This happened to us on our second trip. I started to notice my man was like a giddy schoolboy who had just got his first glance of jugs. I realized I was getting a little uncomfortable with his lack of sleep and giddiness, and we talked about it, and he calmed down....but I've seen other couples not make it through those first few days so well. So, not to be a downer, but I think it's really, really, REALLY important to keep the communication lines open if you're going as a couple and experiencing new things. This is key to happiness and ultimate crazy fun together that you are both comfortable with at TTR.
And here's what can happen after a day at the pool and PatyO's has just run out of Burgers! Not Safe for Work: Topless Chick Goes Crazy in Florida McDonald's
That b was crazy!! I said "I hope she was on something!" then "maybe she was just hungry - she seemed to feel better after eating the ice cream." Then Rome said "Maybe she was PMSing. Women are...unpredictable."
