Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. >> >>Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and >>get me slippers?" >>"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's >>two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. >>"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both." >>"Fook off you liar!". >>"I'll prove it," Murphy says. >>So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?" >>Paddy sternly replies "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?" :lol: :lol: :lol: Ian :lol:
