Finally Finished! TR for repeaters: 3/24-3/29 Sorry, newbies, we’re going to just say the food and beds are fine, and move on to the things repeaters will find useful since this was our second trip. This is going to be a long one.... Day 1: First-day curse We arrived on one of the busiest Saturdays of the year, according to our shuttle driver, so that would explain the 2-hour ordeal of getting through the airport. Todd was just glad to be on vacation, but Laura was seriously pissy. Todd immediately got beers asap and ordered Laura to start drinking. Yay—not pissy anymore! Upon arrival at TTR, we were shown to our first room (first floor of the 5100 building) Um…No bathroom door???? No way, and back we trudge to check-in, which now had a long line. Oops—Laura’s pissy again. Todd sends Laura to go get drinks and not come back until she’d had a few. Knowing the quiet pool is the fastest place to get them, off she went…and discovered our buddy Slopoke, sporting his new, tight, package-accentuating Man-briefs. He donated the mojito he’d ordered for someone else to Laura, and—hooray—no more miss pissy! Our new room was 5334—and not only had a libido-preserving bathroom door, but a balcony with a view of the ocean. Muy bueno! Proceeded to the sexy pool for more drinks and finally real-life meeting our CCC friends—including the lovely inflatable Jeff and Marissa who’d saved us seats by the pool. A few drinks later, Laura’s topless and we’re fully embracing the “nobody gives a shit” philosophy. Pool party was that night, and the entertainment staff left the pole up after the show. Laura decides to exhibit her “alco-poling” skills. Broken neck narrowly averted. Todd succumbs to the “first day curse” and is falling asleep standing up. Laura decides to lead him home. He insists on not only entering the wrong building, but climbing to the third floor and inserting the key into what Laura knows is the wrong room . He admits defeat, Laura gloats, and we go home and sleep it off.
ok since we narrowly missed you we have to know what happened b4 we got there to tame the crowd somewhat! MORE PLEASE?!
Day 2: On past trips, we've headed out to the sexy pool and drunk all day, fully expecting to sneak our nookie in when everyone "gets ready for dinner." Well, we've learned that we tend to be a little overserved by then... Soooo....if you are newbies reading this, get up, get your coffee, turn on channel 12, and :mnm:... Sorry to the people in the room next door. Thanks for applauding us as we headed out to the sexy pool, though!:icon_lol: Off to the sexy pool with sly grins on our faces, we met lots of new friends—a good number of whom were educators on spring break like Laura. Can't count the number of times we toasted to "We are the future of America!" Since Jose and Manuel actually remembered us from our previous trip (is that a good thing?) we were recruited into the “Perfect couple” competition. Due to Todd’s “unique” lap dancing skills and ability to portray a cowboy on a horse, we walked away with the title and prizes—t-shirts and a bottle of champagne. Highlight of the day was Sexy Schoolgirl night. So fun to see real-life teachers dressed as their naughtiest students! Pre-gamed in Slopoke’s snazzy suite with Jeff and Marissa putting on one helluva balcony show. Proceeded to Nice Shoes for the show, and Laura again discovers an unattended stripper pole and decides that a 12-hour drinking spree should never get in the way of hanging upside down in public in a miniskirt. (There is a name for this: "alco-poling." It is not a good idea!) Other girls join the fun, and we are again reminded why we love TTR so much… Proceed to Paty’O’s, where Todd drinks long island iced tea to the point where he forgets how to speak English. He does let Laura lead the way home this time, though!
