A little Swinger humour...

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  1. Crystella

    Crystella Regular Registered Member

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    You know you're a swinger if...

    1. You are wearing wristbands in most of your vacation photos

    2. You take your Liberator to dinner parties

    3. You have over 100,000 frequent flyer miles on Air Jamaica (or with any other Airline taking you to Temptation!)

    4. You giggle at the golf course when someone asks if they can join your foursome

    5. You leave the kids at home when you go to the toy store

    6. You’ve closed emails with “Bi Bi” instead of “See you later”

    7. The movie “Swingers” was a huge disappointment to you

    8. On Monday morning, you are glad to get back to work so you can get some rest

    9. You spent twice as long on your online profile as your resume

    10. The employees fight to take your order at the One Hour Photo




    Thought these were pretty good! Hope you enjoy! :mnm:
     
  2. LisanGrif

    LisanGrif Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Lmao!!!!
     
  3. Donald

    Donald Devil's advocate Registered Member

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    Spend too much time designing t-shirts
    [​IMG]
     
  4. OScouple

    OScouple Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Thats funny...

    You will get a laugh when you see this one!


     
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  5. Mike_and_Linda

    Mike_and_Linda Addict Registered Member

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    Lol I think I've seen it before but still funny
     
  6. Crystella

    Crystella Regular Registered Member

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    I love that Guiness Commercial... but it should be Dos Equis!!
     
  7. Jamie

    Jamie Mayor of Temptation Registered Member

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    I like Sprtie better!

    [ame=""]sprite_adv_fox365.flv - YouTube

    Jamie
     
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  8. fbjr1

    fbjr1 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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  9. Sultryfox

    Sultryfox Guru Registered Member

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    We went to a lifestyle Halloween party a week ago Saturday in Tacoma and I won 2nd place in the costume contest and was shocked! Only with like-minded adults could I have gotten away with my "convention slut" costume - it was awesome! I wore one of Michael's dress shirts with a bra and panties under it, only using one button. I had slippers from TTR I wore (the Premier ones), and I had 4 convention/conference badges from various events I've attended and presented at over the years, but the name sections had been changed to say "convention slut" "conference whore" "Hi my name is: I'm the chick you slept with at the convention" etc.

    I won a basket of some fun toys and future party credit - but I still can't believe I pulled off 2nd place out of several hundred people with some pretty amazing costumes! Very cool!
     
  10. sharkies

    sharkies Regular Registered Member

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    .... think this a funny one as well ... but judge yourself !

    [ame=&feature=related]Ketchup - YouTube

    AUTSCH !

    greetings from good ole germany!
     
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