A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help > me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get > it started. "Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's > finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, > it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. > She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over > the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, > then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're > not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling > a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. > Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."he sighed, "let's put all > these Frosted Flakes back in the box. > > > > > A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and > was pulled > over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked > to see the > blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting > progressively > agitated. What does it look like? she finally asked. > > The policewoman replied, "It's a square and it has your picture on it." > The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, > and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. > > The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back > saying, "Okay, you can go.... I didn't realize you were a cop"
