A Canadian Rant "I am Canadian"

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  1. jeff & deb

    jeff & deb I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    I am a Canadian: The new version...


    I AM CANADIAN
    I am in the minority in Calgary,
    Vancouver , Toronto
    and every casino in this country..


    I was born in the forties, fifties or
    sixties, yet I am somehow responsible for some First Nations people
    being screwed out of their land in the 1700's!
    I pay import tax on cars made in Ontario


    I am allowed to skydive and smoke, but
    not allowed to drive without a seat belt.


    All the money I make until mid July must
    go to paying taxes..


    I live and work among people who believe
    Americans and Canadians are Ignorant....
    These same people cannot name their own country's new territory.


    Although I am sometimes forced to live
    on hamburgers and don't have a pot to piss in,
    I sleep well knowing that my taxes
    helped purchase a nice six figure home in Vancouver for some unskilled
    refugee.


    Although they are unpatriotic and
    constantly try to separate...
    Quebec still provides most of my
    nation's prime ministers.


    95% of my nation's international
    conflicts are over fish.


    I'm supposed to call black people
    African Canadians,
    although I'm sure none of them have ever
    been to Africa for that matter.
    I am being told that paying a 200% tax
    on alcohol is fair.


    I am also being told that the same tax
    on gasoline is also fair.


    Even if I have no idea what happened to
    that old rifle my
    Grandfather gave me when I was 14, I
    will be considered a criminal if I don't register it.


    I am being told that spending $15
    billion to promote the French language in the rest of Canada is fair
    when the province of Quebec doesn't support or even recognize the
    ENGLISH language.


    I am being told that paying $1 million
    for 3 Stripes ('The Voice of Fire' painting in Ottawa)
    by the National Art Gallery was a good
    purchase, even though 99% of this country didn't want it or will ever
    see it.


    When I look at my pension and realize
    that I take home a third of what I actually make, I say
    'Oh well, at least we have better health
    care than the U.S.A..'


    I must bail out big corporations who
    drive their business into the ground and say,
    'yeah that's ok.'
    And When they move all their manufacturing
    plants and jobs to a third world country and say,
    'no problem.'


    I must fork over my portion of the 11.5
    million dollars to show the Queen of England and her family a good
    time visiting in my country even though I can't afford to visit the
    province next to me.




    Canada is the highest taxed nation in
    North America, the biggest Military buffer for the United States, and
    the number one destination for fleeing terrorists.


    The Lord's prayer is not allowed in our
    schools anymore because of other religions who chose to move here.
    I am an angry white person.

    I am one pissed off taxpayer, who is broke
    I am Canadian !!! My name is Ben Dover ... say it fast!!! :flagcanada::ass:
     
  2. Lenni & Jodie

    Lenni & Jodie The Unicorn Hunters Registered Member

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    Couldn't say it any better myself
     
  3. twinimini

    twinimini I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    You know we could very easily insert the word American for Canadian and Spanish for French. Sounds like our side of the river.
     
  4. stinky

    stinky Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Im not even from Canada and I would be pissed off, dont know French and never will. We have Ebonics and I cant talk like that either. Both of our countrys have real problems but all we can do is vote and hope it will change...
     
  5. twinimini

    twinimini I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Yeah, but you know what's really scary? Think of the dumbest most out of touch person you know. Now realize that their vote counts the same as yours.
     
  6. jeff & deb

    jeff & deb I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    The $600000 sculpture that sits at the corner of Whitemud and Fox Drive in Edmonton .. I as a tax payer paid for this... WTF
    Who was the out of touch person that came up with this stupid idea? Did I vote for them? One thing for sure they have balls!!!
     
  7. Jamie

    Jamie Mayor of Temptation Registered Member

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    You mean it's not a utopia north of the boarder?????

    You would think about all the "observations" made from up there that it was. Now I know that it because you all have so much experience with the crap we have going on down here. :)

    Guess once again the grass only looks greener on the other side.

    Jamie
     
  8. Canadian Dos Equis fan

    Canadian Dos Equis fan Cancuncare's Most Interesting Man Registered Member

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    Dumb politicians are everywhere Jamie! Except maybe North Korea, you never hear them complain lol!
     
  9. Sam and Robin

    Sam and Robin I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Did you read my mind, and don't forget lets spend 100's of millions holding election after election because the minority wants to bitch.
     
  10. Lenni & Jodie

    Lenni & Jodie The Unicorn Hunters Registered Member

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    I should run for the next Prime Minister of Canada

    No Tax On Alcohol
    Marajuana Is Legal
    Casino's would be legal
    Swingers get a discount on everything based on age (21 years old 21% Discount - 65 Years Old 65% Discount
    Canada's Wonderland would be owned by Canadians
    Hwy 407 would be owned by Canadians
    Slow down Immagration and start taking care of our own
    Union's would be a thing of the past
    Minimum wage is $15 straight across the board
    Better health care and less waiting times

    What else needs to change in Canada, Im starting to sounds like a politician :clappyinghappy:
     
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