Ok, I'll give a serious answer now. If you could call it a dress in any of the most whoreish ways, it's totally fine (at least for at night at...
Get up early and reserve 4-6 chairs around the pool. If you keep asking for towels the first day you can make it happen. If you put them on...
You know, if you pull out that butt plug and leave it on a chair i'd wager your chair will be left alone just for you all day!
Yea, bring money for tips. Change out for pesos, a 20 peso is a perfect drink order tip and all their money is plastic and waterproof which is...
Be diligent with high spf and you'll be fine. We have friends that are arctic gingers too and they survive by following strictish sunscreen...
Bring a tuxedo if you want to actually be seated
Oh, I will add since skibums brought me back here, the exchange rate at the hotel front desk has been consistently better than my bank here,...
That's a dangerous game unless you like getting your camera/card back with a bunch of pics of drunk dudes nuts and buttholes. That's invariably a...
the chips are ALWAYS up at the mini-buffet in margaritas....just go up and grab some.
chips are great...you won't be disappointed there
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There is ALWAYS foreign boarding school!! :aetsch011:
They are apparently getting a new Canadian girl with nice boobies though to replace him!
We bought, in the end it made sense. We fly out of Tijuana domestic to Cancun super cheap (like 600 less per ticket than from San Diego) so we...
86, sunny, no humidity perfect weather. Better than cancun!
We've found it's the sugary drinks that make you feel like crap usually. The best thing I've done is bring down an assortment of bottles of Mio...
This for sure. They are great!
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Ask her how the foam over toward the grill side of the bar was. We were chuckling how she did a 100% change right after you guys left.
Pretty sure we saw your cousin getting crazy the night you left at the foam party on the 3rd =)