Ditto.
No but I like free things.
I'm waiting for my friend from high school. He wants to come but his girlfriend needs to check her work schedule. She is starting a new job next...
Can you pay for me too?
Back in college, Busch Light was our hall's official cheap alcohol. I think you can get a 30pk for $10. Thank god those days are way in the...
Geez, your poor ex is going to get random booty calls at 2-3AM in the morning.
Red Sox swept the Yankees. :D
Don't worry, she loves a loaded train.
叉燒包...yum...
I think I just threw up a little.
Or he can just take you with him.
Not that night. She was passed out cold. That was the only night the security at Omni stopped us. I couldn't even get her to drink water when...
I did but she can't take the days off. We are going to Europe at the beginning of July.
Actually, she was (at least) drunk the whole time we were in Cancun. She doesn't get alot of opportunities to go out when she is at home so it...
Not after we got back to the hotel. :shock: Seriously, she is really really shy around strangers. Once she feels comfortable around someone,...
My favorite is still the one of Jason humping the balloon.
Don't worry. I brought a shy friend to Cancun. She was a little afraid of meeting CC people but everyone was really nice to her and the only...
Dennis's friends call him DeFlower. You should introduce your friend to him.
I thought it was referring to his showering habits.
And my boss owed me $50 from earlier in the week. He didn't have change so he just gave me a $100 bill. Good day indeed.
