I think we need a secret code word and hand shake. Now what could that be?:rolleyes:
Hey what about us pirates. I want rum . . . .and wenches defiantly need wenches
For a second I thought what the hell I know that butt. The I realized my wife doesn't have a tattoo. I'm going to have to ask if she has any...
I chase my wife's tail but your your point id correct
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You have a good woman:marshe:
I invasion and TTR legionary first. Multiple hot woman topless on unicorns jousting, is that at the opening of every good porn movie
We like rum because we want to be pirates. Pirates are from the Caribbean and are more fun plus they have wenches, who doesn't want a fun wench.;)
We used Amex for booking and at check in. No Amex for the boob cruise
This is something that should be intensely studied and researched. This is a question that modern civilization should not have to struggle with....
The wife says have one with rum and she will hold our favorite between her boobs:p
Good to use for lube also. Had a lube malfunction one trip. Water or silicone based it still suck in you sandals.
So I'm thinking of leaving my wife home because I decided she is no fun. I told her I was getting her these pasties and she gave me that look. You...
Try filling it with a bit of water that should hold it down in the pool. I proud of myself I feel like a adult avoiding the blowing jokes.
SOLD!! the photo shot is on the agenda. Ah Damn! now she's going to pack more outfits for this and I know that will mean more shoes. The things...
I have my moments, I'm pretty much done for 2019
What cup size would that be?
Yeah I know everything's bigger in Texas
Mine would be a airline bottle
Give me minute almost ready :D [ATTACH] [ATTACH] For me not much of it would be on my playlist but if it makes my wife gyrate I can handle...