Examples Of Ttr Visitor’s “problems” (funny)

I remember seeing a thread about this, maybe early 2018? ScubaSteve will remember, prolific poster that he is.

 

Place to hang ur towel ,,,

(.Y.)

 

If you have a wet beach towel hanging from it you should be standing proud.

 

Even more proud with a pail of sand and your hands on your hips!

 

Certainly should be standing tall and erect if you can do that.
There's no cover, Ill be here all week folks

 

The beauty is in a place like this people really don’t care. But the reality is it doesn’t happen much. I think because pretty quickly you get sensitized to it a little bit. You realize topless and sexiness is the norm. I recall in the early days sitting down and needing to get a little settled down and looking around and thinking people just don’t care or are having too much fun to notice.

 

You'll get a round of applause, don't worry be happy.

 

Amen! I think I have found some trunks to solve that this time though. But they are really short, and baggy. might have a hard time keeping the major in them. But so far I haven’t chafed in them.

 

This one is why we don't make dinner dates...
You make plans with new friends (while still in the sexxxy pool) to meet for dinner at 7pm. They leave the pool to rest and get ready. While you stay for "one" more. Well, one leads to another and the next thing you know you're getting kicked out of the hot tub by security cuz they're closing it.
The body-shots had completely sidetracked your focus...
Well - I'm sure you can guess - dinner didn't happen.
Then later at Bash your new (recently jilted) friends see you hangin with other new friends and they're visibly pissed...
But you explain (the whole body-shot thingy) and convince them to stay and party and offer to replicate the whole body shot fun...

 

This is a MAJOR Temptation problem for me. I really really hate making plans on vacations, not because I don't love people and plans, but because it's so easy to fuck them up at Temptation. And there is a very good chance I am going to mess them up. And even if it is not the case, Elyse is all over me whenever there is something on like on a schedule. She basically won't relax, gets anxiety, treats me like I am a child, and then obviously it drives me crazy...to the point where I am like I don't even want to deal with this and I just bury my head under the pillow and pass out.

I am far from rude in life, I am just very bad with plans and punctuality on vacation. Please take plans with me with a grain of salt. I apologize in advance. I do really try to not make them at all, as to not put myself in a terrible situation.