Hahahah! I’d tell them to smell it!! Hahahaha! That should get a good reaction. If not, I’d die laughing watching them sniff away
Now that got my fertile mind thinking. When our kids were young my wife had a baby wipe addiction. She always seemed to be wiping something with them. Well something in them would set off the explosive detector whenever we went though airport screening. She was always getting pulled out for secondary screening and being swabbed. They always grunted at the wipes but they had to follow the procedure because something went boing. So I'm thinking someone should wipe a big honkin dildo down with wipes and video them as they try and figure out what to do with a dildo that set off the detector. I can see it now "News flash this just in, Cancun airport shut do to possible explosive dildo. News and update at 5"
Yup, they started digging through our bag of cuffs, restraints, clamps, and paddles... they knew exactly where we were going
stupid question. where do you store the batteries? also what if its a chareable toy ? We got multiple items lol
Haha I just had this conversation with someone today! My GF wants me to bring some toys with us next week and I was wondering how it would play out if I got the red light. I wouldn't be emarassed at all but I'd sure try to have fun with the agent. I'm sure I have a 12" dildo somewhere that I bought as a joke gift too. If my bag isn't over weight it's definitely going right on top!
