If you aren't doing all of the theme nights, you might want to bring out the club wear for Bash as well. Actually, you'd probably want to wear those clothes for dinners as well! Actually again, you might want to bring club wear you'd probably NEVER wear to your local clubs, because this is the place to go out of your comfort zone if you'd like. Have fun with it! Also, unless you want to experience Coco Bongos (everybody should at least once), you might not want to leave the resort for fear of missing out on the Temptation party. In our experience, there isn't much reason to leave. See ya in April!
Ok here is a few to get Pool option A-1 Have top on Pool option A-2 Have top off Pool option B-1 have another drink (preferred) Pool option B-2 switch to water Pool option C-1 got to the bathroom (preferred) Pool option C-2 pee in the pool (don't stand next to me)Pool option D-1 participate in resort games Pool option D-2 enjoy watching people participate in resort games Bash option A-1 wear the sex ass stuff in the suitcase Bash option A-2 put on less of the sex ass stuff in the suitcase and show more skin Bash option B-1 go to the bar and get a round of shots for everyone. Bash option B-2 send your other half to get a shot for everyone Bash option C-1 hang at the tables and dance Bash option C-2 dance on the stage like no one is watching Sex option A-1 a lot and often Sex option A-2 have wild sex were you have to ask Does the resort have a chiropractor afterwards Sex option B-1 have wild sex were you wonder, do I need a tetanus shot? Sex option B-2 have wild sex where you worry was that legal, do I need a lawyer? Sleep option A-1 get 8 hours or more because you on vacation Sleep option A-2 get just enough sleep to just recharge your batteries Sleep option B-1 just get me up 15 minutes before the end of the breakfast buffet Sleep option B-2 get up just after you sleep off the hangover Sleep option C-1 I can sleep on the plane home Sleep option C-2 fuck it I will sleep when I'm dead get me a drink Boob cruise A-1 end up naked before lunch Boob cruise A-2 end up naked after lunch there really aren't any other options on the boob cruise There are probably others but I think I covered the big ones. Unless you party like a 80s rock star TTR will keep you entertained with all the options you can handle for a few days. You have the basics covered sit back and let the fun happen. The best time are unexpected and unrehearsed.
You forgot my favorite ones: Breakfast option A1- Buffet (remember there are two sides to breakfast each different so this could have a second option) Breakfast option A2- Seaflirt sit down breakfast Breakfast option B1- Coffee bar pastries and a latte Breakfast option B2- Room Service (small charge) Breakfast option C1- Skip breakfast and get a Ceasar at the bar There are similar options for lunch, dinner, snack time and late night...
I don’t think I realized there were so many options? Maybe we have been missing out? We only ever had two total options on our trips: 1. Start drinking on the beach 2. Start drinking at the pool Everything else sort of took care of itself.......,
I mean... But.... Does anyone ever really start drinking by the beach, though? For me its just... Head to the pool. Party. Repeat.
