I think these may need some work. A little awkward for guys to call another guy a name like Mattdaddy. Nicknames without even using the name Matt would be good. Like my story in one of the threads about our friend nicknamed Dirty Ball Sack as a kid that stuck with him and is still called that in his 40s. Not that I want a nickname that epic but I would rather call another guy by the nickname Dirty Ball Sack than Mattdaddy.
Ok the guys can call me what all my guy friends call me around here...first three letters of my last name are Los...everyone calls me Los...so the guys can call me Los, but the girls have to call me Mattdaddy
As much as he hates it, if you call out “hunny bunny” my Matt will turn and look. (And then proceed to kill me, I’m sure) haha!
Ok but you guys all have to call joe "Joe of the house Orahoske, the first or maybe second or third of his name, king of the server trays, cocktail shakers and salt and pepper shakers, Khal of the Great Vegetable Garden, protector of the west side of cleveland, lord of the duplex, fixer of sinks and father of fluffy cats."