What do i wear... shoes, butt floss, clubwear... whatever.

If we have a good time we may be return guests!!

 

Nooooooooo. We need all those sexy shoes!
Hey, Im not saying I have a shoe fetish or anything.
Don’t judge me

 

Oh you will and become repeat offenders...especially if we have anything to do with it!
You will meet tons of great people from around the globe whom become your TTR family away from home!

 

Must google exploding kittens game... hmm

 

It's like uno only with dirty cards and you're not worried about getting rid of your cards you just worry about exploding!

 

pretty much can guarantee you will be return guests !

your packing list: tiny tiny dresses, sheer tops, crop tops, tiny bikinis, big hoop earrings, sunnies, cute hats, sunscreen, theme night costume, body glitter, cute wedges (2 pair), flipflops, stilettos (at least one pair).
his packing list: shorts, tees, 1-2 dressy shirts with buttons, linen pants, flipflops, tight bathing suits, hats, sunscreen, theme night costume, sunnies.
I think that's a pretty complete list

 

I can't really do much about earrings, I had gauges and now I'm saving to get them sewed up. I can still fit glow bracelets through them! Haha. Joe doesn't like shorts that stop above his knees. My response was "they're called board shorts. Plan on being on a board poolside? No. If I'm wearing a thong in public you're wearing square cuts."

 

oh yah square cuts for Joe .. thumbs up! gotta tan those upper legs Gauges are cool,

 

My list so far...

 

Wow you really are a planner. Well I call myself a planner. This is a lot more than a planner. I will admit I did read the entire list and I was worried when I only saw 1 pair of underwear in Joes bag but thankfully that turned out to be only the carry on

Can’t resist asking what ‘D’ is? You seem the furthest from shy so curious because it wasn’t written out.

Hmmm. Dildo maybe?