The never ending search for the Thin Blond (aka Spaghetti Dancer)

Hello all,

Just in case anyone was wondering or worried about me, there was nothing to fear. I have returned from a 2+ month search for the mysterious thin blond that has dance moves reminiscent of spaghetti. It was a long and arduous search, and sadly the news is not positive. I almost thought about speaking to her for a split second, and finally learning her name. But she turned out to be as allusive as Big Foot after I finally mustered up the courage to speak to her.

My closest call to meeting this notorious minx is best summed up in song:

On top of Temptation all covered with alcohol infused whip cream
I lost my thin blond when somebody queefed

She fell off the dangerous raised stage, and rolled on to the floor
And then my thin blond, rolled right down the ramp

She rolled past the Bash Burgers and beyond the desserts
And then my hot thin blond vanished before becoming my tramp

So if you find a hot thin blond dancing like spaghetti all covered in whip cream
Hold on to her tightly and don't ever queef.


(But seriously, my 2 month work go-live event has come to a successful end. I am finally back at my own desk with only moderately restricted internet access, ample time to waste daily making sure the net is staying afloat, and on this forum supplying some unbiased advice and comic relief )

***BTW if this post is confusing to anyone, it's a throwback to an older thread where someone was looking for someone that was at TTR but they never approached them, and the way they described the person was absolutely hilarious. ***

 

Were you with Kyle and Marshe too, because they haven't been posting much either?

 

Hilarious!

And... you've got to be bored to have that much time on your hands, dude.

 

Man you are reaching!
Great drugs or just delerious with boredom.
Either way good stuff.

 

Hilarious! I hoping you had found her.

 

Some where out there there is a blonde who is now dying her hair and looking for extra security against stalkers.

Glad to have you back!

 

The twist is the mysterious thin blonde came home with us in April. Explains why Steve saw her (we both are philly area) and why I haven't been on as much as it takes a lot of time to please two women... especially one that bends like spaghetti

 

Yea I couldn't really think of any other songs that involve spaghetti, except that meatball nursery rhyme. Hahahaha.

Well anyway you look at it, it's good to be back. Starting to plan the next trip, looks like late April/early May.