I will bid $100 for 2 hours of topless FEMALE (cause I know some of you people LOL) - waitress service on the 21st. Since my friend Lisa isn't attending this year.......I may need some suntan application help too.
Since I owe you drink service anyway after all the years of you fetching my drinks when I was single, I will happily sign up for this one, Craig. In fact, I'll give you THREE hours. AND I'll do the lotion, and provide any other REASONABLE services that you request (fetching food, towels, etc). Basically, I'll be your slave for the afternoon. While topless, of course. Bottoms stay on though!
I am sorting through all of the bids for my topless waitress services. I think I may have found a new calling! Topless fund raising! Could really take off! lol @Darin & Melissa and @Jen&Kyle , I think you have been outbid by @Happydays for topless services at Kyle's party. However, will the party happen? We seem to be lacking on the party goers! We need more people to make this thing a success! (Also, don't worry, Kyle, I'm already starting working on a playlist.) @Happydays , this investment of yours may really pay off at this bash, considering I will have an inside track to the beverages. However, remember to bring your own cup, otherwise I may just have to pour alcohol in your mouths. (Which is always an option, and I think I have provided that service topless before in the pool... lol) Also, it appears the standing bid for 30 minutes of topless poolside service is 50 bucks from @rockies_couple , although it appears @matchandherbetterhalf offers WAY more services on her poolside waitress duties including sunscreen application!
Craig you gave me another idea with the comments about needing to be lotioned up. Bare with me as I connect the dots on this one. The request was made for creativity so here goes... I like thin material bathing suits at TTR. No lining. No boxers underneath. It is very comfy and so what if it may be a little see thru when wet. The problem is the sun shines thru them so I burn. At Desire I always have someone else apply my lotion to Mr Happy. No one wants to burn Mr Happy and make him Mr unhappy and unusable right? And I don’t want to apply my own lotion because then people point and say what a pervert, that guy is playing with himself. Meanwhile all I am doing is applying lotion. So I solved that problem with finding a nice lady (or my wife) to apply my lotion. Now I realize TTR is not as ‘free spirit’ as Desire and the shorts are in the way. But I am willing to loosen them for the cause of not burning Mr Happy and most importantly the cause of helping kids with cancer I know, I know it is quite a sacrifice but a sacrifice I am willing to make to save lives. So I bet many of you are thinking ‘wow, how much must I pay for this opportunity?’ Or ‘wow what the fuck is wrong with this asshole?’ The answer to both of those questions is the same ‘nothing’ You pay nothing. And nothing is wrong with this asshole. I pay $40 to chinos cancer cause because you know what, I care about kids with cancer.
Wo Wo wo. You are not doing a playlist at my party As mentioned before there are some complications with the party idea. I like Sunday night as it gives us Saturday and Sunday to invite others that are not on ccc. A great way to meet new people. But the twist is apparently there is a room crawl that night primarily organized on Facebook??? Don’t know the timing of that. So we could do this after dinner so it doesn’t conflict. Or we could make this a ccc vs Facebook battle cocktail hour before dinner. Who can throw the better party? I wouldn’t bet on the Facebook people. I hear they steal your information and ban you for pornography! Damn them Facebook people. I like the idea of the ladies dressing up (and the guys) and they just drop the top portion of the dress or wear no top for me to pay their $10 admission (donation to chinos cancer charity). It is sheer night afterall so not sure it matters much but there is something hot about ladies walking around in a cocktail / club dress without the top right? Am I wrong? If I am wrong I don’t want to be right. Can you tell we are getting close to a TTR visit?
You could always add on some gratuitous services, @Partyometer ! Foot rubs, booty shakes, etc, etc...
I'd sign up for the sunblock application, Kyle, but once again, I have a newbie husband who interferes with my charitable urges. Where were you when I was travelling single??
