Funny trip report from Tripadvisor

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  1. hotfitcpl

    hotfitcpl Regular Registered Member

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    Found this excerpt on tripadvisor from a recent guest. I am only posting the funny review of "the people" lol. This kind of report makes us even more eager to go hahahaahahahahahaha. Hope you enjoy like we did!

    So now for the people!
    This hotel is great for adult fun but some of the behaviour that they allow is not acceptable!

    A couple were having sex in the hot tub 3 days in a row in front of many people security came but did nothing! The couple clearly didn't care In fact they got off on it!


    We had a gentleman on the balcony opposite us that BROUGHT A PAIR OF BINOCULARS TO LOOK INTO PEOPLES ROOMS.. Whilst standing naked on his balcony for everyone to see his genitals!
    We told security not that this made much difference!

    Topless is one thing but the nudity at night is unreal! Women with see through dresses and no knickers...men in bondage gimp gear!

    One night a guy stood there for around 20 minutes in the bar with his finger up his lady friends bottom !

    And do you want to fxxK my wife seems to be a common phrase around here!
     
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  2. matchandherbetterhalf

    matchandherbetterhalf I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    ROFL! "men in bondage gimp gear"...that will be you, Donald. ;)
     
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    Donald Devil's advocate Registered Member

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    Only in April and Halloween
     
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    Joe and Mary Enthusiast Registered Member

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    That review is why we decided to go to Temptation ! LOL
     
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    I read that one back on Friday at work......and I started laughing so f'N hard....co-workers wanted to know what was up.
    Oh just reading something I said...just an email from a friend.
    Couldn't tell them really what it was that I was reading.

    But I was still laughing hours later while driving home.

    That part that just sets me off giggling is the wording about just stood there with his finger up his lady's bottom!

    Why it is so funny....Is becuz we werr there at the time and actually know "the guy" and the lady is who's 'bottom' it was, and why it was happening.


    To find out some unbeknowing stranger, observing, or staring decided to spice up their TA with something they knew nothing about is damn hilarious.
    Seems they did a lot of staring at TTR.
     
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  6. Stef N Ed

    Stef N Ed Enthusiast Registered Member

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    You had me at “no knickers”! :D:p Lol! Now I can’t wait to get back !
     
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    That's why we go!!
     
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    Sounds like a good trip to me :D
     
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    Jen&Kyle I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Heh hah. They said genitals.
     
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    And I thought you had to get the sensual massage to get a finger in your ass for 20 min. Now I know it's free at the bar!!! :D
     
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