I think hookers are frowned upon at the resort. Kinda defeats the whole purpose of the place. But if that's your thing I'm sure you could go out in cancun and find one.
You will need to bring your own. we have seen many times where folks have brought there own. Some set it up down on the beach, or on the swim-up bar and on one of the long tables at Bash. But it is not an overly common sight/thing at TTR. And about the other...we know one guy who is a long time member but did bring a different rental on 2 different trips...but his last few trips was solo Remember..mmm Nobody knows you and nobody gives a shit
Okay, I think we can help you out here. When you check in, ask for Maurice (he’ll be dressed like a space cowboy). Tell him D&T sent you. If he looks puzzled, just tell him we were the Fireball couple that asked for the “Wonder Woman and Tyrion Lannister” special. That should do it. Now, he still owes us three and a half pesos so ask him if he’ll knock that off your total bill. Our treat to you. Now, he has plenty of women, men, and other “tastes” in his employ so whatever your fancy is, I’m sure he’ll be able to help you out. He’s going to try and up sell you to something called “el grande dongo caliente”. I don’t even know what that means but it’s expensive so buyer beware. Hope this helps.
