Deepness of Pool Water

"Honest lawyer" = classic oxymoron.

"Good lawyer" = the only kind of lawyer you want to be dishonest on your behalf.

 

All-time favourite lawyer joke:

What's the difference between a lawyer, a duck and a goose?

The lawyer is the only one who can shove his bill up his ass.

 

"Trust me, I'm not like the rest of them"

 

How many lawyers does it take to build a roof on a house?






Depends how thin you slice them.

 

I'm 5'10", I'll hold all your drinks for ya!

 

Is there such a thing
I think I will bring a small float to just give me a little boost since the depth of the water is slightly greater than before.

 

So anyone 5'4" like me will have issues....

 

Tou must be more specific in defining "issues".
There is at least 1 honest (self proclaimed) lawyer posting on this thread!