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Alternatively you could find the most heteroflexible guy in the resort and enjoy the male bonding. Your call really.
I would have offered up my services, Vince, but my dates don't match up with our Chicago boy. Just looking out for the newbie. It's only fun til the pasty white single guy gets 3rd degree burns.
Craig G will be coming by himself to avoid any conflict of coming with an EX. Will be looking to still party. And shot taker, look for me.
I bet you have more fun that way. Not even knowing your guys relationship of course, I would think there would be too much potential for drama and complications. Hope you have a nice trip!