What have you taken with you from TTR?

Hedo is always being left out of these discussions and I am left wondering why? It is after all the most renowned and infamous adult resort!

But to answer the question, when I came back the first time, I realised that I am no nudist but am also very comfortable walking around in the nude, it's just a non-issue now where before I was freaking out at the thought of having to be nude around a bunch of strangers.

 

Mainly because this is Cancuncare.com, not Jamaicacare.com.

 

Oh Man...we were there that day.
And I can still here that bone snapping.
That was gruesome!

 

One trip I came home with no less than 7 room keys. Kept finding them in clothes and weird places. I think the front desk thought I had Aalzheimer's every time I would show up asking for a new one.

I also do have an apple, but that was brought back from some of my peoples for me It's been polished(Omg this took forever...so dirty), and now it rests on a nice little shelf in my living room.

The last thing I bring home each trip is this annoying party chick. Each time we have left on a Saturday and get home about 9pm, Elyse wants to keep partying on our deck, dance in my face, and won't stop playing whatever the main party song was during the time period (think despacito). Seems fun, but I have had enough at that point. My constant cries consisting of "Elyse please stop, it's over. Vacation is O V E R." are not listened to. Coming home on Sundays now has minimized this.

 

Was there A lot of dried shot spots on the Apple?

 

The entire thing had like a film on it. Gross.

 

More like, what we left at TTR. Clothes, our inhibitions, bodily fluids (LOL)...... take aways are bunch of new friends and great memories. More coming APril 10-15!

 

Whats the plan for the PatyO's sign? @Steve
Buy the lil joint down the beach at the Pirate Ships dock and rename it Paty'Os?

 

Beautiful!

 

Great words of wisdom have never been written!
But if I may humbly add...No religious discussions either!