Alternate name to Temptations?

We tell everyone the truth. Our real friends May not choose to join us but don't judge me wanting my girls out getting tan. My parents even came with us once! Out of respect we did the quiet pool and I left my top on. When dad would nap the top came off and we would go visit the sexy pool LOL My mom even took her top off!!! Dad just giggled at her being such a naughty lady.....we Americans are so prude and reserved with public nudity..... I am getting to old to hide who I am. All my friends and family know not to just stop by, i may be vacuuming naked!

I get your dilemma though...... but if my friends were turned off at the name I would just stop asking them to go. If they went, and were not happy , that would be a total bummer for you guys!!!

 

I like your parents. They should be amazing!

 

I tell em Temptation, and show em pictures

 

Sorry for being that guy, but way too many of you are pluralizing the word Temptation.

There is no 's' at the end of the name, it's just the one resort. Reminds me of going to Jamaica where everybody does the same thing with Ochos Rios, when in fact it's just Ocho but I digress...

Having said that, my girlfriend is going with my recommendation of telling people we stayed at "La Isla Playa" resort which if you know even basic Spanish simply means the The Beach Island, but you gotta admit, to us English speaking folks, it kinda sounds like a real resort name, no?

Good times!

Now, how do you folks explain away the big hook you have on the ceiling right above your bed that is for your sex swing? We just hang a fern on ours so as to not scare the common people lol...

 

They are! I'm almost 45 and all my life my friends have wanted to hang with them! I hit the parent jackpot lol

 

I just say we are going to the newest resort in Cancun which just underwent a $40million renovation...place called Temptations.

 

Sorry vikings fans. Any of you want to sell your tickets for the big game? I enjoyed doing the skol chant at the game last night. Hope u r not routing for the big bad patriots now.

 

If you can spend a week at Temptation without being tempted by something you need to find a different resort!

 

I know I am always soooo tempted to drink too much, but I never do.