The security people have a better memory then us , there,re not wasted ,,,,,,,,, that said I think its just a friendly thing , that got over used ,, like a new toy .
I think I am in the club of... wanting to see a yellow card!!! Lol.... I think that could mean an awesome night! We had many, many excellent nights on our recent trip, never seen any cards! But, at a topless optional resort, I go topless.... Covered at night, I am.... Take it to your room if need be! I think the security folk have it hard.... They are just doing what they have been told to! Just as a matter of interest? How many people have ever tipped a security guard???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By golly, I think you may be onto something . . . . But, no, actually I’m sure someone has . . . . But, I think I’d call it a “bribe”, not a tip.
Before the makeover I had to tip the security guard to not throw Jen out for celebrating her birthday with a few kisses from her female friends. Seemed very benign but I guess it drew a crowd of single dudes. I hope we don’t go back to those days.
I tipped a security guard at the hot tub, for holding my ash tray, that wasn't allowed on the edge of the hot tub! Lol.... Got out to find my lighter stolen but a dollar in my shoe! Gave him that too.... He was chuffed to bits!!!
I was there this week. Heard one of our friends wrote a post but yes we were yellow carded for doing body shots the first night there! We were not totally drunk (yet) or causing problems. I actually went and tried to “bribe” the security guard. Also, later that night we were in our room and the wife and I were literally playing around with our swimming attire still on and security knocked on our door because just our shade over the jacuzzi was down and the regular room one was up...which it automatically opens when you open the door to the room. like I said clothing still on, her suit didn’t consist of much but it was on nonetheless. He said no one wants to see that...I’m thinking maybe once my wife answered the door he was wishing he would’ve just shut up and stood outside and watched but whatever. Also I was involved in an altercation during the foam party where somehow the wife’s bottoms ended up around my neck, which is obviously against the rules, but I’m the past we’ve been there and similar things had never been an issue. She is generally very shy and it kind of rained on my parade a little, but the altercation came when security asked her to put her bottoms on and a guy was standing there 6 inches away repeatedly calling her a fucking bitch and for what reason neither of us know...other than he was plowed. Well, call me what u want I wasn’t going to tolerate it as security stood right there watching it happen as she was putting her bottoms on right up until I came onto the scene, only then I guess did they see a problem. but if it weren’t for Cesar (awesome butler!!) I would probably still be playing morrachas in Mexican jail. Moral of the story I guess is don’t do body shots or try to bend the rules or have any naughty fun (who goes to TTR for that anyways?!? ) and just let a random guy blast your wife with comments and don’t stand up for her Maybe by next year it will be a family resort and we can just bring the kids...seriously starting to wonder but def some big disappointments and things that have been done and even encouraged in the past now becoming a rather big issue! Lots more I could say but plane is just getting ready for take off so if anyone would like to know anything else I’ll check in later, but nothing I’ve said is even the tiniest stretch of the truth. It happened. We were in the group that was part of the yellow carding post