Bash- Worst of the pickup lines

Hahahahahhahahahaha who says that!?? (serious asshole)

 

I got the same thing at least three times this last trip. One guy even bragged that he could make me squirt in three seconds or less.

I simply said “is that all you have to offer? Hubby makes me squirt almost daily, you need to learn a new trick to satisfy me!”
My hubby laughed and told the guy to find a new line and move on! Lol

 

Wait pickup lines work on K? Damn...we missed that chance..

 

You must be from Ireland, cause my penis is Dublin.


(60% of the time, it works every time)

 

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Steve, ????

Now who’s the dork . . . .

 

No no my name is not George! So now what??

 

Did you wash your pants in windex? Cuz I can see myself in them tonight

 

Great news !

Glow night and K's still on the guys top 4 list.

 

if the other couple/person is hot there are no bad pick up lines.

 

Haha you know I was just messing with you with the dork comment. Sorry, I wasn't trying to be mean.