Ok we will kick this off. lingerie night last night and a fella decides to take a chance with his putting best foot forward. Starts off strongly with kind compliments on K's sexy outfit and that's she's so pretty. Going well........, then he goes for gold in telling her that's she's on the list of the top 4 girls at Bash he wants to hook up with. AKWARD PAUSE!! After I finished chocking on my ice cube I then caught a glance at his face as he soon realized that telling K that she's on a list with others is not really a model for success to progress with her as flattery. So...., with no chance at recovering he slowly withdrew and returned to his perch from whence he came. Perhaps his wife can help coach him on how to better make a girl feel like the one he intersted in & not just one of four on the multiple choice list. Over to others now to tell their tales of Bash tragic pickup failures. We're here for 4 more nights and tonight is school girl night so I may be back with other examples of pickup lines gone wrong.
Couple years back - a guy told my wife that the two of them should get his wife and me (the husband) really drunk and when passed out the two of them could get down to business... Needless to say, she told him to go eff himself. Thankfully my wife never told me about it until we were on our way home - I would've ended him.
Don't know about pick up lines but best close-out line ever was when some drunk ass hit on my wife at the sexy pool.wasnt gone thirty secs when some guy asks if she's with anyone That's my husband right there. guy asks what's he got that's so special Wife tells him with straight face he makes six figures a year and has ten inch dick watching him slink away classic
I'm sitting and chatting with a lovely new friend I met earlier in the day just inside the doors about 4-5am after things were winding down for the night. Guys walking back outside to the bar, change directions and loop around the bar inside to approach us. "How long have you been married? You look good together." After the not married reply, they say to her, "Are you two going to F tonight? If not, I'll F you." We literally had the same conversation multiple times with only minor variations.
Not Bash related, but reminded me of a quote from my favourite football team manager many years ago. "Would you say you were the best manager in the league at the moment? "I wouldn't say I'm the best, but I'm probably in the top one"
Fellow Vancouverites! I really enjoyed this. We will be there Saturday morning, hope to meet you guys!
Actually, he wasn't as far off as it may sound. My favorite line is, "You are one of the two hottest women here. My wife may be just a little bit hotter, but it's so damn close that I'll call it a draw!" Not many guys are sharp enough to hit on a woman in front of their wife and make both feel good about it!
The one that never ceases to amaze me that I actually hear nearly every trip is "I'm gonna make you squirt!" Really? I'm trying to decide if I even want to kiss you and you already know my buttons that well?!? Pretty sure you just flunked female anatomy!
