A-I Whipped Cream vs. Regular-Old Whipped Cream -- The Debate!

OK! Here's the issue:

FACT 1: It is difficult to find Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream in the liquor stores in many locations.

Fact 2: Regular-old Whipped Cream is available at almost every single grocery store, and lots of convenience stores, in all of North, Central and I hear quite a bit of South America. Australia and also Europe, and large chunks of Asia.

Fact 3: Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream, while not terribly expensive, isn't cheap.

Fact 4: Regular-old Whipped Cream is WAY cheap.

Fact 5: Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream comes in several ... uh ... "interesting" flavors.

Fact 6: Regular-old Whipped Cream comes in one flavor, Regular-old Whipped Cream.

Fact 7: Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream is a miserably-staining substance on any type of fabric. I mean brutal.

Fact 8: Regular-old Whipped Cream can contribute tot he "yellowing" of paler and/or lighter-colored fabrics, but can generally be cleaned out if you get serious about it.

Fact 9: Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream comes in really cool spray dispensers for placing delicious globs in all sorts of sexy places.

Fact 10: Regular-old Whipped Cream comes in really cool spray dispensers for placing delicious globs in all sorts of sexy places.

Fact 11: Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream tastes deliciously-awesome!

Fact 12: Regular-old Whipped Cream tastes deliciously-awesome!

Fact 13: Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream spreads across boobs, butts and the naughty bits extremely well, and can be cleaned away most efficiently by the use of lips and tongue.

Fact 14: Regular-old Whipped Cream spreads across boobs, butts and the naughty bits extremely well, and can be cleaned away most efficiently by the use of lips and tongue.

There you have the facts. I await the discussion and eventually the gernal result by acclamation.

Personally, since what I'm "going for" witht he use of any whipped cream, is to spray it on each other so as to get each other to lick it off, and generaklly this activity is brought on byt he use of "other" alcohol, I've learned, through must experimentation, that I really don't need the Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream to have a lick-party. I can always get another Fireball shot, or a Wet Pussy, or a Purple Shit, or a Tequila, or whatever. But, maybe that's just me.

 

Good observation John on the two different types.
Over the years we have found that the regular ole whip cream works better and has a longer life , yes it needs to be kept cool but there is always a redneck cooler around (a small room trash can, ziplock bag, large cup ) that can hold some ice to keep it cool. And I can buy 3 cans for the price of 1 AIWC.
The Alcohol infused whip cream can't get cold or warm it needs to stay around the 70°F mark to come out in the whipped cream state so saying that it's great in the beginning of breaking it out but becomes a hot mess very quickly.
So I'm saying the regular old grocery store shit will work just fine.
Lick on my friends!

 

We will bring regular whip cream. AIWC is not available in our area agree with above. Happy licking everyone.

 

Chocolate AIWC is not very fabric friendly!

 

We prefer the regular whipped cream in our opinion taste way better love love whipped cream

 

True just wish they made more flavors

 

Can you do a whip-it from AIWC?

 

We'll b bringing some Michigan-made strawberry AWIC for the 27th cruise!

 

I have always thought the same way. Regular WC taste better, works better and is move available. Its not like there is a shortage of alcohol.