Boobs Cruise--just how "wild" are we talking?

I have plenty of outfits for the guys, looks to me like your talking yourself into one?

 

A Boobs Cruise with Maria and her man outfit hand outs is simply the best, my recommendation is to just do it.

T

 

Public Sex...............

 

What if you happen to be a habitual line stepper? Asking for a friend

 

Lucky for your friend that he has a very understanding wife and your friend is lucky he has other positive measurable qualities. You are such a good friend for asking

 

We've seen the alternative of jump ship or maybe called deserted them on the island. Nothing worse than 50 some people on a boat with 4 that are such fun suckers that no one can do anything...

 

Depends on the crowd. We've been on some that were rather tame......And we've been on a few where there may be a buffet table somewhere.....

 

Buffet's can be hit or miss on the menu!

 

I wrote a big review on it last year. My wife absolutely hated it and still talks about it to this day. We went based on the raving reviews on this site. She was hungover and it was 10AM. Listening to loud house music and a guy saying motherfucker over and over first thing in the morning were not her thing - at all. The real turning point was the shaming a women got for not taking her top off (not my wife), I would agree it was pretty excessive and it happened right at the start, really set off a negative vibe.

 

Sorry to hear you had a bad time, but if you listened to all the reviews on the site, you would have known that it's pretty intense from the moment you step on the boat. I have been there and done that with the terrible hangover, and basically I know that I have that first hour period when everyone is checking in I need to pull my shit together. It's tough but I have had to basically give myself an emergency kit of multiple Advil, a Gatorade or 3, toast, lots of bacon, a pina colada, and a shot.

As far a getting shamed for not having a top on, I know people say that, but I don't get it. I have been on 5 boobs cruises, and my wife doesn't always feel like taking her top of right in the beginning. She gets questioned and then given shit for about 5 seconds, then is left alone. I think there is a difference between them encouraging someone that gives the borderline appearance they are thinking about taking the top off (then the boat tries to get them pumped up) and someone that gives a stern NO and is completely left alone.