Some pre-history and Day 1: As a single girl I was looking for a place where I can party and wouldn’t be bored. I was hesitant about going to Mexico as remembering my last trip with my ex to Cancun resort, I knew it would be super boring going alone. So glad I found TTR. Read some reviews on trip advisors and booked the trip. Little later found cancuncare forum and couldn’t stop reading people’s reviews. Realized that the place was much more wild and fun than I could imagine. Prepared all the outfits for the theme nights and couldn’t wait for an exiting vacation. I booked a super shuttle transfer from the airport to the resort. Passed the timeshare folks in the airport (they even guided me through to my supper shuttle without trying to sell anything, surprising!), and finally I am in the bus heading to Temptation! That’s where I first started getting nervous. The closer we were approaching the destination the more I started imagining what can happen once I am out of the bus (for some reason, in my mind came group of naked people running into me and starting tearing me apart:cheerleaders. Thankfully to cancuncare forum and Facebook group I got to know some people in advance. One of the single guys (Artemio – you rock!) that I have been talking to on facebook arrived the day before me and was waiting for me in the lobby upon my arrival (already super drunk, lol). While waiting he met another couple (KandE – miss you guys!) that also just arrived and I met all of them upon getting off the bus! Immediately we started talking and drinking in the lobby even before checking in! I realized right a way it is going to be a fun vacation! Interestingly that no one in the lobby was trying to sign me up for time share presentation (maybe we became drunk before they could do that, lol). So then after probably an hour of drinking and chatting in the lobby I finally got into my room (the room was ready right away though). Immediately lost one of the rooms keys…The room was in the section 5, as I requested a quit area, with an ocean view, even though I booked a garden view. Room was very clean with two beds. Probably air conditioner was not working too well, I didn’t need it anyway (hate air conditioners and always feel cold, even in August in Mexico, lol). The room was all the way in the end of the resort, where the boat cruises were departing. And every morning there were loud conversations of people that were trying to get on the cruises. But that didn’t bother me too much for some reason and even helped me to wake up little earlier. Also sometimes I could hear some drilling from construction in the morning and during the day naps, but also was hardly irritated by that. I usually get really annoyed by any noises that interrupt sleep, but not this time, don’t know why. What really was irritating is the noise from the fridge, so I had to unplug it. Quickly changed and here it comes…sexy pool! My new friends made sure that the top came off (took about half an hour). Well it was fun, my first experience of being topless. Can’t say I really loved it, probably not my thing (the top returned back on except the Boobs Cruise). So, my first day was pretty fun, drinking and chatting with new friends in sexy pool. Then we went for dinner, played some ping pong and after a long day I was exhausted and crushed to bed, missing PatyO (it was a cheer leaders theme, and I had a costume, eghhh…:icon_cry. Day 2: It was supposed to be a boat cruise, but it was raining the whole day. And actually I was happy for that. First of all I didn’t want to wake up and second I got somewhat scared of what could happen on the Boobs Cruise, lol. Got a phone call from someone saying he was from Expedia and wanted me to come and discuss my transfer back with him (probably was a timeshare, so I didn’t bother). That was the only time they called (at least when I was in the room, which was never, lol). It was a very relaxing rainy day (love the rain, nice change from August Mexico sun). We decided to check out the local Walmart and walk around the city. The local buses are quite an experience! It costs 1$ per ride. Was funny how the driver just opened the door while the bus had not even stopped yet (probably expecting you to jump in or out, lol). Then it started moving with an open door and if you were lucky enough to stay in the bus before door closes…you made it! After Walmart we went to some local restaurant and had some nice lunch. Food was delicious! In the evening we went to Italian restaurant. It was pretty good. This time I made sure not to miss PatyO’s night. It was sexy school girl night (if I am not confusing the order, lol). I had an outfit and had a blast! Met some more people from cancuncare who were following the theme. Overall not that many people followed (probably about 15%). But I am glad I found the forum and came prepared, made it much more fun! Day 3 No rain…Boobs Cruise! Once on the boat, one of the first contests was the biggest boobs contest, and of course my friend made sure I participated. So I won)). After that Chinos started picking on me to participate in everything till the rest of the trip! So when it was best blow job contest I went hiding to the end of the boat, lol. Once on the Iceland we had lunch and it felt really good to chill at the beach. My friends got a massage on the beach, which they said was amazing. Chinos and Omar made me participate in one other contest which was show as many sex positions. Lost that one, lol (need more experience). Overall it was fun experience. Drinks were flowing, but I managed not to get drunk. Our cruise was pretty mild. The boat was not very full, about 35 people. Apart from blowjob contest and of course tons of boobs I didn’t see anything naughty (maybe I just didn’t see). I know the cruise that happened after (Aug 21st) was much more wild. The only thing that made it little down for me is that I don’t swim and didn’t do snorkeling and skinny dipping. I guess it was very fun and refreshing. It was also funny to pass by ships of marine security and wave to them. They were all coming out with binoculars. The evening was cowboys and cowgirls party (again maybe it was not exactly that evening, the order might be lost, lol). Some of you might remember, I had a very funny outfit, with the plastic hands holding the boobs. People were laughing and taking picture with me. Had a blast that night as well. Day 4, 5, 6, 7…etc.: Now guys I can’t recall the exact order of the events and themes. Daily routine was kind of similar and always fun. One of the evenings during the PatyOs one of the girls came back wrapped in towel and invited everyone for a swim in the sports pool. It was fun. Being always cold, especially during night swim, I decided tequila would do the job keeping me worm. Usually I hate tequila, but that night I don’t even remember how many shots I did…A friend got me to my room (he was saying that on the way he was introducing me to one of the palm trees which I was happy to meet and have conversation with). After I made it to my room I proceeded the conversation with the toilet who was my best friend for the rest of the night. But who didn’t vomit in Temptation at least once? That was the only night I got super drunk. Hated tequila till rest of the stay. Was drinking water most of the day for what had people’s accusing look over me. It was funny when ordering water most of the bartenders were joking: “What? What is that?” Foam party: was very fun. Being short I was drowning and friends tried to keep me alive (thanks Kostya!). Shows at nice shoes: was fun, especially enjoyed the strip show…One of the strippers took me to stage and I didn’t even realize what happened. I only saw ceiling and floor changing with one another. He was flipping me all over the stage lol. I wish I could have seen what was happening from the outside. But thankfully he did not make me leave the stage naked (happened to the next lady). lingerie night: Was fun experience, I guess TTR is one of the few places were you guys can enjoy such a view. Things that I found useless: -Bubba mugs: I brought two! But hardly used one on the first day. I found it easier just to drink from their cups and not to worry where was your bubba mug. The only time I think bubba mugs were useful was the foam party! It was IMPOSSIBLE to drink from the cups! -Lysol spray: bought in the airport and never used, since I never used air conditioner, did not know where else to spray it. On a side note: Couples: Would not recommend going to this place for people who are in the beginning of their relationships, have no trust in each other and jealous feelings. Too much Temptation. Saw some couples fighted and separated. (As Chinos said on the boobs cruise: “some of you will get divorced”). On the other hand, I think this place is perfect for singles, especially girls. You will have as much fun as you want and find appropriate. Sexy Pool: I did’t notice the water being dirty. And I did my part of keeping it clean and going to the rest room! Chairs: did not find a problem reserving the chair by sexy pool, always were few unoccupied. Even if nit, don’t think it is the problem. People rarely sit on them anyway and you can put your belongings anywhere. Chairs at the beach were always empty. Beach: not the best, but there is a beach! I did not care much, so did most of the people. Food: -Buffet: I though had a great variety at first, but then the food seemed kind of the same. But no complaints. Had plenty of choice and was delicious. -Restaurants: Tried Italian and Asian. Both were good. Margaritas was also good. Some of my friends claimed some food poisoning, which I don’t know what to blame, food or too much tequila??? Spa: had a relaxation massage and it was amazing. They let you use Jacuzzi for half an hour with your massage as well. Theme nights: Participation in cancuncare themes was not very high, about 20-30%. Wrap it up night I didn't see anyone wrapped in anything, lol. lingerie night had the most participation. Many people followed hotel themes. The last but not least…The People: Awesome, friendly, open minded, respectful and super fun…I was incredibly lucky to meet AWESOME friends, thank you everyone who partied, talked and said “Hi” to me! You made my vacation the best ever! Can’t wait to be back to a new TTR!
Thanks for the great trip report, glad you had a good time. The cruise that day was a little low on numbers due to the previous day bad weather postponement. We lost about 20 people who were leaving and couldn't make the rearranged date.
Oh and I forgot to mention we also booked a private boat and made our own Boobs Cruise! (Thanks Felippe!) It was fun and I got to swim on that one! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Smart of you to dodge the timeshare people. The one I got was super pushy and just wouldn't take no for an answer. Well, eventually she ended up having to.
Great report. Thanks for taking the time and effort. We got lucky on our Boob Cruise (August 21st) it was totally out of control ... Got to shout out to the Mexican Navy with full boat, naked, TTR, finger salute while singing the Village People's song.."Join the Navy" ....think they loved it ....
Wow, yes some of my friends went to your Boobs Cruise and told me that it was quite a show! I am glad you guys made it wild and fun! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Great trip report! We met you briefly, in the Sexy Pool. My husband was asking you about Derrick Rose + you told him you don't really follow basketball. Glad you had a good visit. We loved our visit too + we will miss it during renovations.
Was nice meeting you guys! Glad you enjoyed your visit! I will miss it too! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
It was over roof, I wish I was on your cruise! I'm glad we met, you're awesome, and you deserved that great time! Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-N910A using Tapatalk
