My stories alway make me sound like such a slut when I read them, and obviously, I'm not. I'm just a fun girl. ;-)
1) meeting like-mind people that become lifelong friends (that we can't wait to see again) 2) everyone is so life-affirming, so much love, fun, positivity 3) the party including dressing up for theme nights 4) the staff - they all work so hard to make sure the resort operates properly 5) titties and booze
*laughing* I think that all of y'all drink too much at TTR to remember your stories! ha! So, here's one... Stacia and I are in the Sexy Pool, just somewhere out in the middle of the concrete pond part, just having met and started a hilarious conversation with a BIG (not as in muscular, but as in he loves to eat), like that, guy. Met his wife, too, who wasn't the same, but they were obviously into each other. A bit older than us at the time. (In the background, Mr. Temptation starts......) The big guy looks at the stage and starts telling a story about how he won the belly-flop contest the last time he was there. I ask him if he's done it on this trip, and no... they've not had it yet in the cycle. But... he assures me, they'll come get me. They always do, his wife laughs and says. "Remember how they do the voting for this one?" His wife asks Stacia. "DOn't they get the girls to give them their bikini bottoms?" "I think so. Not good to be out of the pool right then, huh!" *laughter between girls* (The Mr. Temptation Dudes are slamming beers as part of the front-end contest. Sarah69 is running the thing, so of course she gets one of them to do his beer chug naked.) "He's cute," says Mrs. Big Guy. "Yeah, sort of collegy," Stacia says, inventing a word. It's a gift she has. Ask her about -- Ding-Ass -- Meanwhile, I'm talking to the Big guy about the belly-flop, and he & I are (a bit tipsy) talking about technique. No, I shit you not, proper technique for a bountiful flop of ginormous proportions. I tilt my beer back... and alas... I'm at the bottom of my 20-oz. Bubbette-Mug. I'm empty. Big guy still funny, though... (Mr. Temptation contestants are now 2/3 naked or so (I think there were 5 that time, just as they're waiting on stage to go next. It's time for the obstacle course thing they do in the pool.) "Baby, do you need a beer?" Stacia asks me. "Yes, but the servers are helping other folks I guess." "I'll go get you one. Anyone else need anything?" "Sure." Big guy and Mrs. both need freshies... "I'll help carry back," I offer. So off we go to the Premier deck bar (no lines). (While we're waiting in line, the contest basically ends. But... now it's time to figure out who wins, right...) So, we're in line, and we get our order.... 2 beers and 2 something-monkeys, but it wasn't Chunky Monkey, because that time that was the nickname of one of the bartenders... and we head back. Precisely at that moment is when Sarah69 looses the naked "Collegy" kid on the crowd of women in/around the pool to get bikini bottoms. Remember... the kid (He's probably actually out... maybe 24-25?) is of a look that makes Stacia think of College, so perhaps not a dumb guy. He does NOT go right into the pool, going for the closest girls and their bottoms. Oh no... He stays OUT of the water, where his buffness is on display (my opinion is of his strategery not his attractiveness Ha!)) AND this is the genius move... his moves around the pool are not hindered by the water! Genius I say! Plus, peer pressure kicks in when the first slut.... uh... maybe I should say... laughing and actively-engaged female member of the audience whips off her thong and gives it to him. By the time we step off the Premier decks double-step and are back around the deck to the Sexy Pool we take two steps and he's right there, festooned with MANY bottoms. "You said he was cute," I remind. "He needs your bottoms." *Jedi Mind Trick, employed by yours truly* "Can you hold these?" She asks me. "Absolutely!" I grow another pair of tentacles and snag the other drinks. Off whip Stacia's bottoms leaving her naked, While Standing Beside The Pool. Bam! Showzah! Woot! Woot! Huzzah! Remember, this was a lady who had not even gone topless until 2007. And then, Big guy and Wife are up out of the pool, and we give them their drinks... and there's no real reason to get back IN the pool. Nice Day at TTR!
I think we challenge ourselves to see if we can have more crazy sexy fun than the last trip. After 11 trips, I think we have managed to do that with perhaps one exception. April 2015 was crazy and fun, but just not the sexy fun that we had become accustom to. The two trips since then have been off the charts.
Our 5th time... We come back for several reasons.. 1. Cost - To travel outside the USA and stay 5 nights All-Inclusive for less than $1000 is unheard. 2. Entertainment - Yes its topless but after the 1st trip we don't even notice but it does help with the view. Having something different to do every day and nightly activities. 3. Location - Hotel gives you the option to party on the resort or catch the bus downtown. 4. Excursions - We have been 5x and haven't come close to doing all of the activitites that is available on the island. 5. Shopping - we love the fle markets and taking the ferry over to Isles Majures or even thinking about going to Cozumel on the ferry... Everytime we come we bring a new couple and they really enjoy it...
We came back on the first tips because we could not get the smile off our faces from laughing at Chinos and gang. Later on, we started coming back to be with some of the great friends we have met over the many years.
First off the omelets are amazing so maybe that's why we go. Love that people are real. They say what they mean and mean what they say. If they are interested they will tell you. If they are not in the LS they tell you. If you tell them you are not in the LS then no worries they still party with you (then they disappear for a couple hours with another couple) LOL And ALL of it is good, fun, drama free, sexy fun and revitalizing. Rich and I are around each other 22 hours a day 7 days a week so we like to talk to other people weather it is at dinner or the pool. We can always find people to hang out with.
