First thing you are going to do when you get to Temptation

Same thing every trip. I tell the time share lady to f#%k off.

 

We "edge" a while then head to the sexy pool. Seems to set the mood!

 

Put or bags in the room might as well tear one off it was a long plane ride, jump into our swim suits if that what you call wearing next to nothing head to the sexy pool for our first bubba mug drink of our vacation.

T

 

For the past three trips, the desk has assigned us to the same room, which I call "The Dungeon." It's a dark, airless, semi-subterranean hell hole with no door on the bathroom--about the opposite of what anyone would want for their romantic, tropical vacation.

We get there, refuse the room, schlep back to the front desk, and they try to tell me that the open bathroom is part of their "romantic concept."

I ask if they want to come join the romantic fun when our Montezuma's Revenge kicks in. They don't laugh. They tell us there are no other rooms. We assure them we know there are--keep checking. Miraculously, they find us a better room each time.

Meanwhile, we swat timeshare sharks away like mosquitos.

This time, we upgraded, so hopefully I will just whip my dress off, apply sunscreen to my nipples, and join our friends at the pool!

 

What is the room number of "The Dungeon?"

T

 

We are going to be eating! Then we are going to reconize the room and the bed...

 

Wish I could remember and save myself the trip there every time. I think it might be 5501?

 

Our first trip I think our room was 5321 ok second floor quiet room across from the Cigar bar a little far from the action and no bathroom door. We would like to be a little closer to the party this trip maybe the 2k rooms around paty'o. We would love to get into the 3k area around the sexy pool. What is everyone's favorite room and why??

T

 

Check-in, say no thank you to the membership speech, change into our suits, head to the Sexy Pool and grab a couple drinks then over to get a bite to eat so I don't die of alcohol poisoning!

 

We typically have the same routine...
1) Arrive at 9:00 am and crush our complimentary beer.
2) Check in and ditch the sales pitch.
3) Eat a light breakfast, eggs, fruit and a glass of the green shit.
4) Lose her bikini top and hit the sexy pool with drinks in hand.:flash: