We luv Negril too Mel. Best beach we know of. Yes it was cool reading You say Yardie Your first day at Hedo sounds a lot like our first day and we hated purting clothes back on after a week. Hell we didn't like getting dressed for dinner, but we liked the Hibachi table so we made the effort. Didn't know they took out the slide at Hedo. Wow when did that happen?
Yes.... A few months ago.. Someone must have gotten hurt on it late night.. I will miss lubing up asses with silicone lube to see how fast we could go. hahahahaha A moment of silence for the slide **bows head in respect** (sheds small tear as well)
yea Tony's favorite part was the naked water slide in the middle of the night. He was really sad to hear they stopped running it, and I guess took it down completely now? I personally didn't like the food there. It was a lot of mystery meat and when you'd ask what it was the answer was always "chicken". Even when it was clearly some sort of pork with a ton of little bones in it.. lol The people we met were all super friendly however we enjoy the party at TTR much more than the night time events at Hedo.. We'd only go back to Hedo if we went with a group and not just randomly on our own.
Oh and when we first got there our room was on the nude side.. we went over by the pool and I (Lisa) freaked out a little and told Tony we needed to go to the other side and get a few drinks first. You know some "liquid courage" lol We did that and then went to our room where I got naked and just wrapped myself in a towel because there was no way I was going to the pool and stripping infront of everyone. We walked down to the pool, I dropped my towel and quickly slid into the pool.. After a little while everything was fine and I adjusted to being naked with everyone... Now the bathroom is in a small hut on the far side of the pool area. When Tony had to go to the bathroom the first time he tried walking so fast that he almost slipped and fell. On the way back to the pool he said fuck it and walked slow because falling naked would be more embarrassing than everyone seeing him naked lol
I agree.... Nevrr cared much for the food cept the Hibachi and the jerk chicken at nude pool The HnH group would've been a good fit with the Fluffers over Halloween
The breakfast at the buffet was awesome. Charlie's omlete was Noms. Lunch at the nude beach grill, so good. Jerk chicken, grilled cheese, burgers, and the fries. Roberts jerk was the best but it's still good. Night time the specialty places are the way to go. And late night snacks at the buffet. Yes. Burger, mac n cheese. Whatever. No I did not eat the pink hot dogs They don't typically have a ton of pork in Jamaica in general. Tons of chicken, fish and goat. Personally I love Jamaican food. Very fresh. Lots of grilled stuff, curry, escovitch, etc. Ox tail **drool drool** They do not do dessert like champs. If you look they don't eat it. Just fruits. And their fruit is amazing. So their desserts were meh. Rum raisin ice cream they did well in general. Also my favorite selling point is you can drink the water from the tap. That's right folks! No water issues! Seriously my soul is home in Negril. Not everyone gets the vibe but it is a different vibe.
We luv Ja food too. It is all good for the bamboo! You are right Robert's Jerk was heavenly, but we are lucky. Locally there is a cook at a roadhouse who makes Jerk Chicken on Saturdays only and it is better than any we have ever had, including the original location of the Pork Pit in Mo Bay, back in the '80's. We just weren't ever crazy about Hedo food. Btw....nice tushie Mel!!!
We are going in June 2016,haven't been since 2011. We are excited with all the new renovations! We love the food ,the shows at night are top notch! You can make it as wild as you want or as tame as you want. Compared to TTR we love just as well ,it is more expensive,and all nude on the nude side ,of course. There is no dance place compared to patios. But they do have a very nice inside dance club. It is very entertaining 24/7 We are really looking forward to our trip. We did book with a group, it does help with the price cost. Also you get to know people online ahead of time like TTR. Will post a review when we return
