Get a "Mexican Luge" shot off the crack of your hot lady's rear end (she's got no bottoms on at this point) on the side of he Sexy Pool or at the Swim-up bar (not ON the bar, At the bar).
#7) Get a Jacuzzi room or make friends with someone that has one... Get them naked in the Jacuzzi as it fills up... just after the water level passes the first set of jets (making sure at least one of them is facing the jet)... turn in on!!!! The water in the face will have you all in histerics... plus you'll all be naked in a small Jacuzzi.. its really a win win