were going to Temptation for my 30th birthday so i'm making a list of 30 dirty things to do there and sense its my first time there I might need help 1 ask my wife were nothing but a very short dress on the airplane 2 4 am skinny dip 3 get naked 4 wear a man thong 5 see my wife topless in public 6 go all out on theme nights 7 ghost load like when u where 16 8 get as many pictures with people you meet so you can relive those moments tell you go back 9 have a conversation with someone in a different accent 10 topless volleyball 11 tequila volleyball 12 have her give some body shots of the bar! 13 have her take some body shots from another sexy lady off the bar! 14 Take part in a contest at the Sexy Pool (Miss Temptation or other) 15 eat at a taco joint off the resort 16 eat at a fancy restaurant off the resort 17. Ask her to wear lightup pasties as a costume at Patyo's Bar 18. Ask her to get a TTR sensuous couples massage 19. Ask her to be the buffet on any of Steve's Boobs Cruise' (not TTR Booze Cruise) 20. Order up some sex on the beach...have $20 handy for security reasons 21. watch or do Balcony show 22 Be the slut stamp delivery man on a girls ass on the Boobs Cruise. 23.Drink enough Tequila that double vision sets in (double vision, double the pretty ladies and double the boobs)...that would be ALOT of boobs 24.Get out of the sexy pool naked and walk back to your room - as long as you tell security that you are going back to your room they should let you be...not that I know from experience because someone stole my bottoms or anything 25. see how many bottoms your wife can collect at the sexy pool 26 Get a "Mexican Luge" shot off the crack of your hot lady's rear end (she's got no bottoms on at this point) on the side of he Sexy Pool or at the Swim-up bar (not ON the bar, At the bar). 27 have or join naked party in someone's room 28 Bathing suit swap party in the hot tubs. 29 Get a Jacuzzi room or make friends with someone that has one... Get them naked in the Jacuzzi as it fills up... just after the water level passes the first set of jets (making sure at least one of them is facing the jet)... turn in on!!!! The water in the face will have you all in histerics... plus you'll all be naked in a small Jacuzzi.. its really a win win 30 Have a threesome with 2 chicks or 2 dudes what ever works for you I will be missing the Boobs Cruise this year so someone else will have too
5....have her give some body shots of the bar! 6...have her take some body shots from another sexy lady off the bar!
7...Drink enough Tequila that double vision sets in (double vision, double the pretty ladies and double the boobs)...that would be ALOT of boobs
