There are beds around the Sports pool,, I wish they had a table too . That said it is one of those things you have to do at least once ,, and the mystery of it is part of the appeal.
The couples massage last year was fun. It ended with a happy ending for everyone lmao. It was free last year though. Not paying $250 for it this time.
I can't find it now, but we read a review by someone on here about the couples massage and it is a definate must do for us. My wife said it doesn't matter what it cost, were doing it.