It's all you that we have met, and those we have yet to meet. And especially all the crazy MFer's that have become dear friends. After being at many other resorts, who would have ever thought this was even possible??
We love all the great people. Love the pick dresses for Terri (as sexy I can find) Drink smoke. Still be able to go where you want. And be almost naked most of the day Have sex anytime we want and as much as we want and loud as we want. Smoke some relax and have more fun.
Too many things to list, but I'll try... The staff- they're amazing The ability to lock my phone away and not have to look at it, which includes the wonderful detachment from the real world for a while, including social media. The ability to drink and not have to worry about driving home. I'm ALWAYS the designated driver and never get to let loose except at Temptation. And I never really drink at home so it's a double bonus. The ocean and the sexy pool- call me weird but I love the smell of a chlorine pool mixed with the ocean breeze...the sway of the palm trees and the open air atmosphere at Paty O's also. The ability to be in a pool with a drink in my hand...VERY foreign concept being from the far Northern part of the U.S where it's almost always cold. The topless part doesn't hurt either, although I know I'm in the minority when I say that a woman's chest is the least important physical attribute to me, it's still a bonus. The fine dining restaurants and the ability to eat and drink whatever I want for about a week. (We go on a strict diet for about 4 months leading up to our trip so this is a huge deal for us) lingerie night- it's way hotter than just nakedness The friends that we have already made and hope to make, the carefree attitude and the openness/friendliness. The fact that we are going in April which should mean a minimal amount of single guys and hopefully no irritating large groups of 'bro's' and creepers, which to me is the worst thing about TTR. The non stop party atmosphere, but also the size of the resort that lets you get away from it if you so choose for a while. You can never get bored while at Temptation. 18 more days and I'll be experiencing it rather than thinking about it all the time!
Ha! I know, right?! Out at an Irish pub for St. Paddy's Day last night, I got in my happy place and starting buying rounds for everyone in my orbit, which is a very dangerous habit. Around noon today I finally got brave enough to look at the credit card receipt and said FUCK! "Toto, I've a feeling we're not at Temptation anymore." It's lovely to be at Temptation and be able to "buy" shots for all of our friends, acquaintances, and strangers, and not wake up the next day with a horrible case of sticker shock. ~MAXX (M-A-Dos-Equis)
