Sling swimsuits

Okay so Jen and I just tried on our sling suits we got for May 9ths BCAD and while hers was as expected, see through orange Malibu Strings with titties poppin out the sides and all, mine was less than manageable lol. Have any of you guys worn one of these things before? I got one just like Borats but orange instead of green and stuff don't stay in too good lol. God forbid I get a chubby on! Everything is poppin out.
Any suggestions on a certain brand that may hold everything in better is welcomed

 

LOL It's kind of fun when she pops out but not so much us :icon_eek: That being said I will be taking too many things that will strip away my last threads of dignity! I hope you ladies are ready to laugh :sofa:

 

Wear it....Tramp wears his. I can always find a place to "hide" Mr Ed......lol

 

It's pistolpete.com or nothing for this guy. Pistol Pete is absolutely the best!

 

I'd ditch the sling. You can try this site, the m77. http://skinzwear.com/product_search.php?indexcat=100488&indexname=Mens-Sheer-Swimwear

Or here: Men's Thongs Swimwear at International Jock

You can get these on Amazon POOL PARTY Thong Swimwear 123225 | Gregg Homme

 

We couldn't get Paul in his either but it was fun trying!

 

This thread is worthless without pics (of her ONLY)!!!!!!

You had me at side boob. :daveandmo::daveandmo:

 

You almost got a pic of Eric in his sling with meat and taters hanging out everywhere

 

Paul and Eric have to wear them anyway! It's not like the girls don't constantly have parts popping out. It's only fair

 

Don't usually see the "boys" wearing the slinky stuff lol. Unless its for fun. Just my opinion (Mel)