What sport would your wife be good at?

For real it's road biking and skate skiing. Yep, the girl has legs. But can someone please clarify this, is snorkeling considered a sport?

 

she sucks at golf, but it's hysterical because she swears like a sailor on the golf course, can't help it. It's like she gets temporary turrets. As to what she's good at, if slurping were an Olympic event that little firecracker would win a medal for her expertise and pure dedication to the sport!

 

Elyse is always great at washing my balls.

 

None, my wife hates sports, but she does like to drink. She is usually the beer cart girl when we play golf.

 

Melissa is pretty good at Beer Pong, she is a first class when it comes to distraction techniques.

 

YES!! That's Courtney's sport for sure!! She drives the cart and encourages drinking!! She also trades sexual favors for good scores!! On those occasions that I tee a ball up for her to hit, she really has a nice shot...but one swing per outing is plenty for her.

 

Is shopping a sport?

 

How do you put a saddle on the barrel?

 

HAHAHAHAHA! You win!

 

Putting the saddle on the barrel is easy. The hard part is getting it to race.