Boobs Cruise Winner! Sharon, after never being topless on any resort, or in a public place got so comfortable after a couple of days on the beach at TTR and the pools that not only did she participate in the Miss Boobs Cruise contest, but she won it with an awesome performance putting a banana between her boobs! Can't wait to go back! Ivan
Ummm don't know what to say, but "Male Produce Penetration" might be the craziest story on the thread thus far. Or maybe it is the fact that there was an attempt at gloves for some strangely odd reason "OK I will do it, but one condition; I need some gloves!", "We only have sandwich bags" "Perfect!"
Ahhhhhh, I guess we weren't late enough...... BUSTED! And judging by the smile on the polite security guy's face he was quite thorough with his surveillance, gathering enough evidence before confronting the perps.
Right, and if the zucchini had to be purchased from the grocery store then how come the guy didn't come to his senses while waiting for the zucchini purchase? Or even more disturbing, had someone already purchased the zucchini in advance? inquiring minds need to know. I have a rear end violation story from a trip that i just can't share given the new site rules. Most Octoberbreasters know what i am talking about.
Safety first! I didn't want a strangers but juice on me lol! We went looking for toy store for strap on, couldn't find one. Ended up in that huge grocery store downtown and while walking thru I joking said "this will work" and he said "ok". What can I say, I helped that guy fufill his fantasy and we all had the funniest best time ever doing it! Just to clarify... We did not have any sort of relations with him, I was literally fully dressed demanding him to "take my big xxx" lol. If there is a way to post a pic I'll try, we videotaped that shit! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Yea that being premeditated is extremely strange. But maybe there is a logical explanation. Perhaps a produce heavy picnic lunch was packed for a relaxing day of golf cart riding and beach relaxing at PDC. That would explain the zucchini and sandwich bags. But on their way to the ferry they made a stop at the sexy pool bar. One thing lead to another, and several drinks and shots later they decided to skip the day trip to PDC and fuck the picnic lunch...literally!
