Apparently while doing some pre-tanning I was never informed that you are supposed to roll over about half way through your tanning session to get an even distribution. I'll be the guy with the really tanned, reddish left side and the ghostly beacon right side.....it's still red from a Sunday session....nothing to do about it but laugh about it. Then she tried selling me a spray on tanning session and I just said no thanks and walked away.